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Dramnek_Ulk 07-27-2002 11:05 AM

(Except with trolls instead of Vikings)

The phone call leaves our land
And opens wide the lines
The Dial-up connection does beckon me
As it whispers through the Screen

It says: Set your Proxy Server
And let me take your Browser to foreign Boards
Take farewell of those near you
And your Forum of the North!

The wild cold deep black Internet
Invites my hungry heart
Cry not my Board I'll return,
Only TOS'ing can keep us apart

Unsubtle Troll in the sky up high
Let the Bait of yours fly
To guide us on our sail to foreign Groups
Let your Bait fly!

The E-mails flow through my inbox,
And fills Internet Explorer with hope and pride
Caress these lines of Beige, Modem
Do not drop us all aside

The wild cold deep black Internet
As wide as Arpanet above
Carry us, oh, Gods of Flame
Don't take us down below

Now approach the Board at dawn
All is still; the first Topic of day is yet to be born
Clad in morning dew asleep,
The Forums Pages rise before us Trolls from the Net

Carrying Ad Hom's at our sides
No time to lose; at sunbirth we attack the Group by surprise
Down The Internet with Socks we reign
Trolls of the Net, we leave the threads in Flames!

Threads in flames Threads in flames
Threads in flames Threads in flames

Fire!

Unsubtle Troll of Cascade way up high
Swing your Post that cracks the sky
Send the Flames to waste their bandwidth and take us home
Guide your Trolls, us, home

When the Moderator cries out my name
And time has come for me to be banned
Then wrap me in my Proxy Server
And lay my IP tools down at my side

Then place me on a Thread of Bait
And let it drift Off Topic with time
Let the flames purify my soul
On it's way to Board up high

Dundee Slaytern 07-27-2002 11:17 AM

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Beaumanoir 07-27-2002 11:23 AM

LOL, Nice One Dramnek...

Ar-Cunin 07-27-2002 05:14 PM

Very poetic [img]smile.gif[/img]

Attalus 07-27-2002 05:28 PM

Applause. Very good, Dramnik.


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