Politically Correct

Garnet FalconDance · 02-21-2002, 07:13 PM

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY
CORRECT:

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

11. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS -She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

13. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY
CORRECT:

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS

6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

John D Harris · 02-21-2002, 11:30 PM

Ok, what's the PC phrase for us "Hairy-chested, gun totting, Knuckle dragging, mouth-breathers"?

02-21-2002, 11:33 PM

quote:
Originally posted by John D Harris:
Ok, what's the PC phrase for us "Hairy-chested, gun totting, Knuckle dragging, mouth-breathers"?

Men.

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

John D Harris · 02-21-2002, 11:52 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Moni:

Men.

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Well I should've of listened to my daddy when he said "Women are definently from Mars, and men shouldn't mess with them. We're overmatched and outgunned" [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Sir Kenyth · 02-22-2002, 09:33 AM

quote:
Originally posted by John D Harris:
Ok, what's the PC phrase for us "Hairy-chested, gun totting, Knuckle dragging, mouth-breathers"?

Texans?

02-22-2002, 11:52 AM

quote:
Originally posted by John D Harris:
Ok, what's the PC phrase for us "Hairy-chested, gun totting, Knuckle dragging, mouth-breathers"?

Hey! Watch out what you say about me.. [img]smile.gif[/img]

02-22-2002, 11:56 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Sir Kenyth:

Texans?

Ya know we have guns...and lots of them up here in the North too ya know

02-21-2002, 07:13 PM	#1
Garnet FalconDance Mephistopheles Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: deep within the sylvan splendor.... Age: 61 Posts: 1,443	HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. 2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. 3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. 6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. 7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. 8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. 9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. 10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. 11. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED. 12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS -She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. 13. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. 5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. 7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. 8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY. 9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED __________________ "Nature tells every secret once." Ralph Waldo Emerson

02-21-2002, 11:30 PM	#2
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,577	Ok, what's the PC phrase for us "Hairy-chested, gun totting, Knuckle dragging, mouth-breathers"? __________________ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts

02-21-2002, 11:33 PM	#3
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	quote: Originally posted by John D Harris: Ok, what's the PC phrase for us "Hairy-chested, gun totting, Knuckle dragging, mouth-breathers"? Men. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

02-21-2002, 11:52 PM	#4
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,577	quote: Originally posted by Moni: Men. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Well I should've of listened to my daddy when he said "Women are definently from Mars, and men shouldn't mess with them. We're overmatched and outgunned" [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts

02-22-2002, 09:33 AM	#5
Sir Kenyth Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: somewhere Age: 55 Posts: 1,785	quote: Originally posted by John D Harris: Ok, what's the PC phrase for us "Hairy-chested, gun totting, Knuckle dragging, mouth-breathers"? Texans? __________________ Master Barbsman and wielder of the razor wit!<br /><br />There are dark angels among us. They present themselves in shining raiment but there is, in their hearts, the blackness of the abyss.

02-22-2002, 11:52 AM	#6
MagiK Guest Posts: n/a	quote: Originally posted by John D Harris: Ok, what's the PC phrase for us "Hairy-chested, gun totting, Knuckle dragging, mouth-breathers"? Hey! Watch out what you say about me.. [img]smile.gif[/img]

02-22-2002, 11:56 AM	#7
MagiK Guest Posts: n/a	quote: Originally posted by Sir Kenyth: Texans? Ya know we have guns...and lots of them up here in the North too ya know

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