HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY
CORRECT:

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

11. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS -She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

13. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY
CORRECT:

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS

6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

Ok, what's the PC phrase for us "Hairy-chested, gun totting, Knuckle dragging, mouth-breathers"? :D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by John D Harris:
Ok, what's the PC phrase for us "Hairy-chested, gun totting, Knuckle dragging, mouth-breathers"? :D <hr></blockquote>


Men.
;)
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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Moni:



Men.
;)
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Well I should've of listened to my daddy when he said "Women are definently from Mars, and men shouldn't mess with them. We're overmatched and outgunned" [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by John D Harris:
Ok, what's the PC phrase for us "Hairy-chested, gun totting, Knuckle dragging, mouth-breathers"? :D <hr></blockquote>

Texans?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by John D Harris:
Ok, what's the PC phrase for us "Hairy-chested, gun totting, Knuckle dragging, mouth-breathers"? :D <hr></blockquote>


Hey! Watch out what you say about me.. [img]smile.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Sir Kenyth:


Texans?<hr></blockquote>


Ya know we have guns...and lots of them up here in the North too ya know ;)