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09-03-2001, 01:03 PM
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While cleaning up my computer room I came across the sword fighting insults from The Secret of Monkey Island. Wouldn't want to keep that from ya
 Insult: You fight like a dairy farmer. Reply: How appropriate. You fight like a cow Insult: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab! Reply: First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster. Insult: There are no words for how disgusting you are. Reply: Yes there are. You just never learned them. Insult: I once owned a dog that was smarter than you. Reply: He must have taught everything you know. Insult: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood Reply: So you got that job as janitor, after all. Insult: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur! Reply: And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT? Insult: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will! Reply: You run THAT fast? Insult: People fall at my feet when they see me coming. Reply: Even BEFORE they smell your breath? Insult: You make me want to puke. Reply: You make me think somebody already did. Insult: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! Reply: I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. (I like this one best )Insult: I've spoken with apes more polite than you. Reply: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. Insult: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? Reply: Why, did you want to borrow one? Insult: You have the manners of a beggar. Reply: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. Insult: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool. Reply: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. Insult: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down! Reply: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? Insult: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak. Reply: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. ------------------ The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew, and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain. All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings |
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09-03-2001, 01:06 PM
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Zartan
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: London, England
Age: 54
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Oh I LOVED that fighting system! Ingenious.
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09-03-2001, 01:06 PM
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Emerald Dragon
 Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: spokane wa usa
Age: 41
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LOL my favorite was
Insult: There are no words for how disgusting you are. Reply: Yes there are. You just never learned them. Any more you would like to share with us today? |
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09-03-2001, 01:08 PM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: Among the Stars
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LSHISSAOMK!!!!!!
 Thanx Legolas *gasp* ! LOL! ------------------  Sword Saint of the HADB Clan Waitress and entertainer at Cloudy's Cafe Lil' Angel  [This message has been edited by Lioness (edited 09-03-2001).] |
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09-03-2001, 04:23 PM
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Ironworks Atomic Moderator
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Virginia, U.S.A.
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Legolas - I loved those! Played all of the Monkey Island series except for the most recent one, which I bought just haven't gotten round to playing it yet. I remember it was so fun trying to "learn" all the insults properly!
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09-03-2001, 10:24 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Upstate NY USA
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Loved this! Too funny! I never played the game, but it sounds like a loto of laughs!
Cloudy ------------------  Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen Raven's Cloud StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever "To sleep, perchance to dream..." |
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09-03-2001, 11:12 PM
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HAHAH!! Yes! I remember that one! awesome.. I am replaying MI4 now.. fun stuff.. |
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09-03-2001, 11:13 PM
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Red Dragon
 Join Date: March 3, 2001
Location: Scotch College, Melbourne
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LOL!
Now I know what I've been missing in Adventure games when all I played was Gabriel Knight 3.. ------------------ Resident Lurker Guy |
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09-08-2001, 08:02 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: I live inside of my mind.....
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09-08-2001, 08:06 AM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK.
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I Loved The Monkey Island Games, Guybrush Threepwood And Co. My Fav Was:
Insult: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down! Reply: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? ------------------  I Am... The Bad Dude |
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