While cleaning up my computer room I came across the sword fighting insults from The Secret of Monkey Island. Wouldn't want to keep that from ya http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Insult: You fight like a dairy farmer.
Reply: How appropriate. You fight like a cow

Insult: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
Reply: First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster.

Insult: There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Reply: Yes there are. You just never learned them.

Insult: I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.
Reply: He must have taught everything you know.

Insult: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood
Reply: So you got that job as janitor, after all.

Insult: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
Reply: And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?

Insult: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will!
Reply: You run THAT fast?

Insult: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Reply: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

Insult: You make me want to puke.
Reply: You make me think somebody already did.

Insult: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
Reply: I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
(I like this one best http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif)

Insult: I've spoken with apes more polite than you.
Reply: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

Insult: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Reply: Why, did you want to borrow one?

Insult: You have the manners of a beggar.
Reply: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

Insult: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
Reply: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

Insult: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Reply: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

Insult: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Reply: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

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The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew,
and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain.
All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings

Oh I LOVED that fighting system! Ingenious.

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LOL my favorite was

Insult: There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Reply: Yes there are. You just never learned them.

Any more you would like to share with us today?

LSHISSAOMK!!!!!!
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Thanx Legolas *gasp* ! LOL!

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[This message has been edited by Lioness (edited 09-03-2001).]

Legolas - I loved those! Played all of the Monkey Island series except for the most recent one, which I bought just haven't gotten round to playing it yet. I remember it was so fun trying to "learn" all the insults properly! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1orglaugh.gif

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Loved this! Too funny! I never played the game, but it sounds like a loto of laughs! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif


Cloudy

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StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever
"To sleep, perchance to dream..."

HAHAH!! Yes! I remember that one! awesome.. I am replaying MI4 now.. fun stuff..

LOL!
Now I know what I've been missing in Adventure games when all I played was Gabriel Knight 3..

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LOLOLOL! love it! there's any more?

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I Loved The Monkey Island Games, Guybrush Threepwood And Co. My Fav Was:

Insult: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Reply: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

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