Poll: Favorite punch line

Kaneida · 03-04-2002, 06:18 PM

I like it when my male character says "HA! HA!" after every successful critical strike AND if he misses "Not good." I wished he would say "BASTARD!" after each critical hit.

OK. I know its a silly poll. But I feel silly at the moment. So what's your favorite line?

Sir Goulum · 03-04-2002, 06:23 PM

Jan:

You know this reminds me waaaaaaaaaaay back in 1842 when my great great grampas turnip farm had the most prosperous year. We grew 49 and a half baskets full to the brim and that was the best year in history!

Or something like that! i love how he blabs on about waaaaaaaaaaaaay back...

03-04-2002, 06:27 PM

Jan, of course [img]smile.gif[/img]

"Beware, your knees are mine!"

"I've had this little problem ever since I was a weeno. When it gets dark, everybody glows red. Frightens a child some thing fierce!"

"I'll do it... for a turnip!"

"Pardon, turnip-reflex."

And so on [img]smile.gif[/img]

Deathcow · 03-04-2002, 06:32 PM

this is from bg1, sorry....but Tiax is in bg2, so it still fits in!

"When Tiax rules, I will do the pointing and clicking!"

Tiax rules! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hayashi · 03-04-2002, 08:17 PM

Minsc, when moved to the #1 (party leader) slot:
"Minsc will rule with boot and blade. Boo will take care of the details."

Other Minsc quotes that really had me chortling:

"Make way villainy, hero coming through!"

"You point, I punch."

"Look Boo, squirrels! Throw nuts!"

03-04-2002, 09:40 PM

Minsc: "Don't teach my hamster to suck eggs!!"

SixOfSpades · 03-05-2002, 01:25 AM

As far as Critical Hits go, I'll always like Yoshimo's "DIIEEEEE!!!..........yeah!"

Luvian · 03-05-2002, 02:37 AM

quote:
this is from bg1, sorry....but Tiax is in bg2, so it still fits in!
"When Tiax rules, I will do the pointing and clicking!"

Tiax rules!

Tiax was in BG1? Where was he? I don't remember him.

Downunda · 03-05-2002, 02:57 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Luvian:

Tiax was in BG1? Where was he? I don't remember him.

Out front of the Flaming Fist compound, good for comic relief but not much else unfortunately.

SoaS · 03-05-2002, 05:21 AM

Tiax was a gnome who thought you'd help him to world conquest.
Why in the world did you think you'd recognize Tiax in the Asylum?

Anyway.

"Watch out your knee caps are mine!" - Jan Jansen. (Got to love that Dutch name. O.o)

And Minsc final charge against Irenicus.

"Minsc is getting tired of fighting Wizard time after time. Sword meet evil... Evil... Meet SWORD!"

03-04-2002, 08:17 PM	#5
Hayashi Silver Dragon Join Date: March 25, 2001 Location: The Lion City Age: 64 Posts: 1,699	Minsc, when moved to the #1 (party leader) slot: "Minsc will rule with boot and blade. Boo will take care of the details." Other Minsc quotes that really had me chortling: "Make way villainy, hero coming through!" "You point, I punch." "Look Boo, squirrels! Throw nuts!" __________________ I visit IW occasionally...

03-05-2002, 01:25 AM	#7
SixOfSpades Dracolisk Join Date: September 16, 2001 Location: Bellingham, WA, USA Age: 48 Posts: 6,901	As far as Critical Hits go, I'll always like Yoshimo's "DIIEEEEE!!!..........yeah!" __________________ Volothamp's Comeuppance Everything you ever needed to know about the entire Baldur's Gate series......except spoilers.

03-05-2002, 02:37 AM	#8
Luvian Ironworks Moderator Join Date: June 27, 2001 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 44 Posts: 6,766	quote: this is from bg1, sorry....but Tiax is in bg2, so it still fits in! "When Tiax rules, I will do the pointing and clicking!" Tiax rules! Tiax was in BG1? Where was he? I don't remember him. __________________ Once upon a time in Canada...

03-05-2002, 02:57 AM	#9
Downunda Set - Egyptian God of Chaos Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Age: 46 Posts: 2,975	quote: Originally posted by Luvian: Tiax was in BG1? Where was he? I don't remember him. Out front of the Flaming Fist compound, good for comic relief but not much else unfortunately. __________________ \"Doing stuff is overrated, like Hitler, he did lots of stuff, but doesn\'t everybody wish he\'d just stayed at home and smoked pot?!?\"

03-05-2002, 05:21 AM	#10
SoaS Dungeon Master Join Date: February 23, 2002 Location: Check the sig. Posts: 75	Tiax was a gnome who thought you'd help him to world conquest. Why in the world did you think you'd recognize Tiax in the Asylum? Anyway. "Watch out your knee caps are mine!" - Jan Jansen. (Got to love that Dutch name. O.o) And Minsc final charge against Irenicus. "Minsc is getting tired of fighting Wizard time after time. Sword meet evil... Evil... Meet SWORD!" __________________ <br />to\'ally random

03-04-2002, 06:18 PM	#1
Kaneida The Magister Join Date: February 23, 2002 Location: Not here Posts: 113	I like it when my male character says "HA! HA!" after every successful critical strike AND if he misses "Not good." I wished he would say "BASTARD!" after each critical hit. OK. I know its a silly poll. But I feel silly at the moment. So what's your favorite line?

03-04-2002, 06:23 PM	#2
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	Jan: You know this reminds me waaaaaaaaaaay back in 1842 when my great great grampas turnip farm had the most prosperous year. We grew 49 and a half baskets full to the brim and that was the best year in history! Or something like that! i love how he blabs on about waaaaaaaaaaaaay back...

03-04-2002, 06:27 PM	#3
Wedin Guest Posts: n/a	Jan, of course [img]smile.gif[/img] "Beware, your knees are mine!" "I've had this little problem ever since I was a weeno. When it gets dark, everybody glows red. Frightens a child some thing fierce!" "I'll do it... for a turnip!" "Pardon, turnip-reflex." And so on [img]smile.gif[/img]

03-04-2002, 06:32 PM	#4
Deathcow Elminster Join Date: January 24, 2002 Location: Virginia Beach Age: 41 Posts: 467	this is from bg1, sorry....but Tiax is in bg2, so it still fits in! "When Tiax rules, I will do the pointing and clicking!" Tiax rules! [img]smile.gif[/img]

03-04-2002, 09:40 PM	#6
Lothar Guest Posts: n/a	Minsc: "Don't teach my hamster to suck eggs!!"

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