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Kaneida 03-04-2002 06:18 PM

I like it when my male character says "HA! HA!" after every successful critical strike AND if he misses "Not good." I wished he would say "BASTARD!" after each critical hit.

OK. I know its a silly poll. But I feel silly at the moment. So what's your favorite line?

Sir Goulum 03-04-2002 06:23 PM

Jan:

You know this reminds me waaaaaaaaaaay back in 1842 when my great great grampas turnip farm had the most prosperous year. We grew 49 and a half baskets full to the brim and that was the best year in history!

Or something like that! i love how he blabs on about waaaaaaaaaaaaay back...

Wedin 03-04-2002 06:27 PM

Jan, of course [img]smile.gif[/img]

"Beware, your knees are mine!"

"I've had this little problem ever since I was a weeno. When it gets dark, everybody glows red. Frightens a child some thing fierce!"

"I'll do it... for a turnip!"

"Pardon, turnip-reflex."

And so on [img]smile.gif[/img]

Deathcow 03-04-2002 06:32 PM

this is from bg1, sorry....but Tiax is in bg2, so it still fits in!

"When Tiax rules, I will do the pointing and clicking!"

Tiax rules! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hayashi 03-04-2002 08:17 PM

Minsc, when moved to the #1 (party leader) slot:
"Minsc will rule with boot and blade. Boo will take care of the details."

Other Minsc quotes that really had me chortling:

"Make way villainy, hero coming through!"

"You point, I punch."

"Look Boo, squirrels! Throw nuts!"

Lothar 03-04-2002 09:40 PM

Minsc: "Don't teach my hamster to suck eggs!!"

SixOfSpades 03-05-2002 01:25 AM

As far as Critical Hits go, I'll always like Yoshimo's "DIIEEEEE!!!..........yeah!"

Luvian 03-05-2002 02:37 AM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr> this is from bg1, sorry....but Tiax is in bg2, so it still fits in!
"When Tiax rules, I will do the pointing and clicking!"

Tiax rules!

<hr></blockquote>

Tiax was in BG1? Where was he? I don't remember him.

Downunda 03-05-2002 02:57 AM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Luvian:


Tiax was in BG1? Where was he? I don't remember him.
<hr></blockquote>

Out front of the Flaming Fist compound, good for comic relief but not much else unfortunately.

SoaS 03-05-2002 05:21 AM

Tiax was a gnome who thought you'd help him to world conquest.
Why in the world did you think you'd recognize Tiax in the Asylum?

Anyway.

"Watch out your knee caps are mine!" - Jan Jansen. (Got to love that Dutch name. O.o)

And Minsc final charge against Irenicus.

"Minsc is getting tired of fighting Wizard time after time. Sword meet evil... Evil... Meet SWORD!"


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