THE DOMINUS DIGEST

Sazerac · 11-18-2001, 07:28 AM

THE DOMINUS DIGEST

the news that ain't fit to be printed on Dominus!
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Sazerac, Editor

Arts & Leisure: Recreation in Arnika

Ah, Arnika! That pleasure-dome of cities of Dominus. What shall one do to pass an enjoyable time there? Apparently the local Higardi have their own unique and baroque customs; one of these being "sword-sitting".

We were able to catch one of the locals, a Higardi Highwayman, engaged in this rather unusual and unorthodox pursuit just outside of He-Li's tavern. "It's a mite prickly," he said, "but it's a sure-fire way ter win a bar bet at He-Li's! Them dumb Rapax will fall fer it every time! 'Course, you gots ter know jest where to place the tip, or you'll end up with nuthin' but a scratched-up arse and a bunch of guffawing Rapax t'show fer yer trouble. O'course, it helps a bit if you gets 'em drunk first before makin' the bet."

Personally, we think you'd need to be drunk to engage in such an act in the first place! Not to mention that we'd really rather not know just WHERE it is that they put the tip of that sword...

Keep looking for updates to THE DOMINUS DIGEST: for all the wackiness one can Digest in a sitting!

-Sazerac, Editor

[ 11-18-2001: Message edited by: Sazerac ]

Wyvern · 11-18-2001, 11:33 AM

WOWZAH!!! lol!!!

Great issue!!

Well - I like these rogue types better than those in W&W - especially all the "heavy breathing"

Wyv

11-18-2001, 11:36 PM

...can't...type...laughing...too...hard

Pangur Ban · 11-20-2001, 01:51 AM

There must be a less painful cure for haemorrhoids !!!

I wonder if these highwaymen have been genetically inbred with those somewhat-less-than-sentient rogues from W&W ?

Pangur.

[ 11-20-2001: Message edited by: Pangur Ban ]

12-02-2001, 02:27 PM

*laughing all over again*
Bump
[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

vesselle · 12-14-2001, 02:42 PM

again

gd2 · 12-14-2001, 09:28 PM

ROFL *Sides* aching from that one... And LOOK!! Check out the look on that Higardi's face... He seems to be... faintly smiling?? Ouch! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Merkin · 12-14-2001, 10:52 PM

ROTFLMAOSHIPMP!!!

He could be the poster-boy for a San Francisco leather bar!

scooby · 12-14-2001, 11:39 PM

LMAO!!!

Oh man...I cried out loud at work for five minutes looking at this beauty.

Outstanding.

12-15-2001, 12:38 AM

Its about time you all started seeing these LOL!
I laughed so hard, shoot, I'm STILL laughing!

11-18-2001, 07:28 AM	#1
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 61 Posts: 7,387	THE DOMINUS DIGEST the news that ain't fit to be printed on Dominus! A treasury of information you may never need! Sazerac, Editor Arts & Leisure: Recreation in Arnika Ah, Arnika! That pleasure-dome of cities of Dominus. What shall one do to pass an enjoyable time there? Apparently the local Higardi have their own unique and baroque customs; one of these being "sword-sitting". We were able to catch one of the locals, a Higardi Highwayman, engaged in this rather unusual and unorthodox pursuit just outside of He-Li's tavern. "It's a mite prickly," he said, "but it's a sure-fire way ter win a bar bet at He-Li's! Them dumb Rapax will fall fer it every time! 'Course, you gots ter know jest where to place the tip, or you'll end up with nuthin' but a scratched-up arse and a bunch of guffawing Rapax t'show fer yer trouble. O'course, it helps a bit if you gets 'em drunk first before makin' the bet." Personally, we think you'd need to be drunk to engage in such an act in the first place! Not to mention that we'd really rather not know just WHERE it is that they put the tip of that sword... Keep looking for updates to THE DOMINUS DIGEST: for all the wackiness one can Digest in a sitting! *-Sazerac, Editor* [ 11-18-2001: Message edited by: Sazerac ]

11-18-2001, 11:33 AM	#2
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	WOWZAH!!! lol!!! Great issue!! Well - I like these rogue types better than those in W&W - especially all the "heavy breathing" Wyv __________________

12-14-2001, 02:42 PM	#6
vesselle Hathor Join Date: April 6, 2001 Location: the desert Posts: 2,296	again __________________ my best friend is a junkie. what does your best friend do?

12-14-2001, 09:28 PM	#7
gd2 Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: November 21, 2001 Location: USA,, Earth, Sol, in Milkyway Galaxy Posts: 30	ROFL Sides aching from that one... And LOOK!! Check out the look on that Higardi's face... He seems to be... faintly smiling?? Ouch! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________ :monster13: Little else is requisite to carry a state to the highest degree of opulence from the lowest barbarism, but peace, easy taxes, and tolerable administration of justice.

12-14-2001, 10:52 PM	#8
Merkin Manshoon Join Date: August 29, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa, CA Posts: 186	ROTFLMAOSHIPMP!!! He could be the poster-boy for a San Francisco leather bar! __________________ Proprietor of:<br />Spydah\'s Web<br />A Gaming Community

11-18-2001, 11:36 PM	#3
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	...can't...type...laughing...too...hard

11-20-2001, 01:51 AM	#4
Pangur Ban Avatar Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 65 Posts: 569	There must be a less painful cure for haemorrhoids !!! I wonder if these highwaymen have been genetically inbred with those somewhat-less-than-sentient rogues from W&W ? Pangur. [ 11-20-2001: Message edited by: Pangur Ban ]

12-02-2001, 02:27 PM	#5
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	laughing all over again Bump [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

12-14-2001, 11:39 PM	#9
scooby Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: December 4, 2001 Location: Abbotsford , Canada Posts: 35	LMAO!!! Oh man...I cried out loud at work for five minutes looking at this beauty. Outstanding.

12-15-2001, 12:38 AM	#10
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Its about time you all started seeing these LOL! I laughed so hard, shoot, I'm STILL laughing!

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