THE DOMINUS DIGEST

Sazerac · 11-09-2001, 08:00 PM

THE DOMINUS DIGEST

All the news that ain't fit to be printed on Dominus!
A treasury of information you may never need!

Sazerac, Editor
Knarfling: Charter Reporter

EDITOR'S NOTE:

Welcome, dear readers, to the premiere edition of the Dominus Digest. Like it's sister publication, The Gael Serran Examiner, The Digest plans to bring you the best of the wild, the wacky, and the freaky occurrences on the land of Dominus, captured by none other than you, our roving reporters in the field.

Upon its inception, the new publication issued a call: Catch "Saffy" (the Swallower) doing something outrageous and be the first in with a "scoop" about it to become Charter Reporter for the Digest. Our own Knarfling has risen to the occasion admirably with the following "teaser" we have to offer you.

Secret Deal Bites the Big One

Article and Photography by Knarfling

It was learned today of a secret meeting between Saffy (AKA the Swallower) and Burzz the traveling salesman. In the meeting, Burzz offered to trade news for a "favor" from Saffy. Burzz would provide Saffy with information on who was visiting the monastery, what products they bought and sold, and any tidbits on what they planned or how easy they were to kill for this unknown favor.

This picture was taken at great risk by Iola, who recently decided to try her luck at gadgeterring instead of barding. (Iola, the most humble, wanted it known that she made the camera from two venom crab shells, some skin from a seeker, some wires that were somehow torn from a now inoperative lift, and some silver from some melted down bullets.) Are you happy now, Iola?

The exact specifics of Saffy's part of the bargain were not discussed where it could be heard, but it was clear that Saffy agreed only with much reluctance. Saffy finally agreed to the trade after Burzz offered to provide a free meal as well. (Saffy's appetite is well known.)

The agreement, like Burzz, was short lived.

Look for future installments of The Dominus Digest, for all the Wackiness one can Digest at a sitting!

-Sazerac, Editor

[ 11-09-2001: Message edited by: Sazerac ]

11-09-2001, 09:01 PM

I feel so priveleged to be one of the first to get to see the new publication's debut!

Knarfling, excellent nab of the position as Charter Reporter!

That Iola, she sure is ingenius isn't she? Who would have ever thought that those venom crab shells were worth anything! And there she goes and makes a camera! I am truly impressed!

Sazerac, as you probably expected, you have a regular subscriber here!
Heaven knows I can digest as much as Saffy himself!
Bring it on!

Wyvern · 11-10-2001, 06:19 PM

YAY!!!!

Double the publications, double the FUN!!!!!!!!

Bounce, Red, Bounce!!!!

Wyv

analander · 11-11-2001, 11:11 PM

Dude, thanks. It's been too long since I read one of your newsletters.

- John [img]smile.gif[/img]
Prepare Yourself for the Ultimate in Fantasy Games

Pangur Ban · 11-16-2001, 01:26 AM

Another milestone in the field of cyberjournalism !! [img]graemlins/nicekitty.gif[/img]

10 out of 10, and looking forward to more editions ...

11-16-2001, 01:32 AM

Saz,
I found a copy of "The Dominus Enquirer" in the game.
I heard a rumor that your new publication is what put them out of business?

Sazerac · 11-16-2001, 01:44 AM

Oh, you're KIDDING, Moni!!! LOL that is too funny for words!!!

I know it's not true, but it would be wonderful to think that the "Gael Serran Examiner" may have inspired that little addition...

Cheers,

11-16-2001, 01:47 AM

Nope! Not kidding!
Check out the loose books laying around in the empty houses...bottom shelf of a bookshelf I think and the house may have been locked.

I am glad that both papers came to life and I look forward to reading every future issue.

*hugs*

12-02-2001, 02:26 PM

Bumping for the amusement of the newest forum members.

vesselle · 12-14-2001, 02:41 PM

bumpity bump

11-09-2001, 08:00 PM	#1
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	THE DOMINUS DIGEST All the news that ain't fit to be printed on Dominus! A treasury of information you may never need! Sazerac, Editor Knarfling: Charter Reporter EDITOR'S NOTE: Welcome, dear readers, to the premiere edition of the Dominus Digest. Like it's sister publication, The Gael Serran Examiner, The Digest plans to bring you the best of the wild, the wacky, and the freaky occurrences on the land of Dominus, captured by none other than you, our roving reporters in the field. Upon its inception, the new publication issued a call: Catch "Saffy" (the Swallower) doing something outrageous and be the first in with a "scoop" about it to become Charter Reporter for the Digest. Our own Knarfling has risen to the occasion admirably with the following "teaser" we have to offer you. Secret Deal Bites the Big One Article and Photography by Knarfling It was learned today of a secret meeting between Saffy (AKA the Swallower) and Burzz the traveling salesman. In the meeting, Burzz offered to trade news for a "favor" from Saffy. Burzz would provide Saffy with information on who was visiting the monastery, what products they bought and sold, and any tidbits on what they planned or how easy they were to kill for this unknown favor. This picture was taken at great risk by Iola, who recently decided to try her luck at gadgeterring instead of barding. (Iola, the most humble, wanted it known that she made the camera from two venom crab shells, some skin from a seeker, some wires that were somehow torn from a now inoperative lift, and some silver from some melted down bullets.) Are you happy now, Iola? The exact specifics of Saffy's part of the bargain were not discussed where it could be heard, but it was clear that Saffy agreed only with much reluctance. Saffy finally agreed to the trade after Burzz offered to provide a free meal as well. (Saffy's appetite is well known.) The agreement, like Burzz, was short lived. Look for future installments of The Dominus Digest, for all the Wackiness one can Digest at a sitting! -Sazerac, Editor [ 11-09-2001: Message edited by: Sazerac ]

11-10-2001, 06:19 PM	#3
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	YAY!!!! Double the publications, double the FUN!!!!!!!! Bounce, Red, Bounce!!!! Wyv __________________

11-16-2001, 01:26 AM	#5
Pangur Ban Avatar Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 64 Posts: 569	Another milestone in the field of cyberjournalism !! [img]graemlins/nicekitty.gif[/img] 10 out of 10, and looking forward to more editions ... __________________ Not enough time to care ....

11-16-2001, 01:44 AM	#7
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	Oh, you're KIDDING, Moni!!! LOL that is too funny for words!!! I know it's not true, but it would be wonderful to think that the "Gael Serran Examiner" may have inspired that little addition... Cheers, __________________ "And all my days are trances, and all my nightly dreams, Are where thy grey eye glances, and where thy footstep gleams, In what ethereal dances, by what eternal streams..."

12-14-2001, 02:41 PM	#10
vesselle Hathor Join Date: April 6, 2001 Location: the desert Posts: 2,296	bumpity bump __________________ my best friend is a junkie. what does your best friend do?

11-09-2001, 09:01 PM	#2
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	I feel so priveleged to be one of the first to get to see the new publication's debut! Knarfling, excellent nab of the position as Charter Reporter! That Iola, she sure is ingenius isn't she? Who would have ever thought that those venom crab shells were worth anything! And there she goes and makes a camera! I am truly impressed! Sazerac, as you probably expected, you have a regular subscriber here! Heaven knows I can digest as much as Saffy himself! Bring it on!

11-11-2001, 11:11 PM	#4
analander Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: March 9, 2001 Posts: 34	Dude, thanks. It's been too long since I read one of your newsletters. - John [img]smile.gif[/img] Prepare Yourself for the Ultimate in Fantasy Games

11-16-2001, 01:32 AM	#6
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Saz, I found a copy of "The Dominus Enquirer" in the game. I heard a rumor that your new publication is what put them out of business?

11-16-2001, 01:47 AM	#8
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Nope! Not kidding! Check out the loose books laying around in the empty houses...bottom shelf of a bookshelf I think and the house may have been locked. I am glad that both papers came to life and I look forward to reading every future issue. hugs

12-02-2001, 02:26 PM	#9
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Bumping for the amusement of the newest forum members.

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