Possibly the best conversation in the entire game

jipper · 01-31-2007, 01:11 PM

So I'm wandering around and Jan begins telling a story about Turnips, Wyverns and some other nonsensical things.

Then the dark love of my life, Viconia, throws in her snide remark and the punches start rolling....

Viconia: "You do love the sound of your own voice, don't you Gnome?"
Jan: "My own voice? Heartless wench! Don't you know? I am deaf! I have never heard the sound of my own voice. How could you lift such a thought ... *sob*...from your own lips?"
Viconia: "Deaf? Truly? In the underdark the deaf are either killed or used for pain-threshold experiments"
Jan: "I've heard that. In fact, that reminds me of a time that I was eaten by an avatar of Loth. I was stuck inside her stomach with a miserable Drow called Biffle-Chump. Of course, I was forced to eat him; a matter of survival, you understand? Personally, he tasted a bit like chicken."
Viconia: "Roland Caliborne [Thats ME!], how is it that you travel with such a wee buffoon?"
ME: "Truthfully, it all goes back to the time that Jan's cousin Plooty Paladin Piper got caught in a nasty Flesh Golem eating contest."
Jan: "Aye, Plooty had a way of attracting golems. Brilliant, really. You start with a saucer of milk -- Golem's are suckers for milk ...."
Viconia: "I refuse to listen to this."

Lord · 01-31-2007, 03:18 PM

hahaha that's hilarious [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] . I don't remember experiencing that conversation, although I'm pretty certain I had both Jan and Viconia in a party at the same time at least once.

Madman-Rogovich · 01-31-2007, 04:14 PM

That is a classic! Don't think I have ever come across that one, maybe I should start dragging Jan along.

Oh and Welcome to IW jipper ! [img]graemlins/drinkup.gif[/img]

Klorox · 01-31-2007, 05:35 PM

Isn't that a banter pack conversation? They did a wonderful job with that mod. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 01-31-2007, 06:43 PM

No, that's standard, and also my favorite conversation in the game.

Lord Michael · 01-31-2007, 07:28 PM

Too cool. I've been through the whole series thrice, and there's always something new.
Does anyone think there will ever be another D&D based game like it?

01-31-2007, 03:18 PM	#2
Lord Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: June 3, 2003 Location: New York Age: 40 Posts: 3,302	hahaha that's hilarious [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] . I don't remember experiencing that conversation, although I'm pretty certain I had both Jan and Viconia in a party at the same time at least once. __________________ "You're a thief and a liar." "No, I only lied about being a thief."

01-31-2007, 04:14 PM	#3
Madman-Rogovich Lord Soth Join Date: October 23, 2001 Location: Edinburgh Age: 39 Posts: 1,918	That is a classic! Don't think I have ever come across that one, maybe I should start dragging Jan along. Oh and Welcome to IW jipper ! [img]graemlins/drinkup.gif[/img] __________________ One room, one axe, one outcome.

01-31-2007, 05:35 PM	#4
Klorox Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 21, 2004 Location: USA Age: 49 Posts: 1,168	Isn't that a banter pack conversation? They did a wonderful job with that mod. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Baruk Khazad! Khazad ai-mênu! "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."-- Edmund Burke

01-31-2007, 06:43 PM	#5
Illumina Drathiran'ar Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2002 Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window. Age: 39 Posts: 4,673	No, that's standard, and also my favorite conversation in the game. __________________ http://cavestory.org PLAY THIS GAME. Seriously. http://xkcd.com/386/ http://www.xkcd.com/406/ My heart is like my coffee. Black, bitter, icy, and with a straw.

01-31-2007, 07:28 PM	#6
Lord Michael Elminster Join Date: May 17, 2005 Location: Raleigh, NC, USA Age: 55 Posts: 439	Too cool. I've been through the whole series thrice, and there's always something new. Does anyone think there will ever be another D&D based game like it? __________________ "Faster we run... and we die young.." Alice In Chains "Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees"

01-31-2007, 01:11 PM	#1
jipper Welcomed New User Join Date: January 9, 2007 Location: You know it Age: 41 Posts: 1	So I'm wandering around and Jan begins telling a story about Turnips, Wyverns and some other nonsensical things. Then the dark love of my life, Viconia, throws in her snide remark and the punches start rolling.... Viconia: "You do love the sound of your own voice, don't you Gnome?" Jan: "My own voice? Heartless wench! Don't you know? I am deaf! I have never heard the sound of my own voice. How could you lift such a thought ... sob...from your own lips?" Viconia: "Deaf? Truly? In the underdark the deaf are either killed or used for pain-threshold experiments" Jan: "I've heard that. In fact, that reminds me of a time that I was eaten by an avatar of Loth. I was stuck inside her stomach with a miserable Drow called Biffle-Chump. Of course, I was forced to eat him; a matter of survival, you understand? Personally, he tasted a bit like chicken." Viconia: "Roland Caliborne [Thats ME!], how is it that you travel with such a wee buffoon?" ME: "Truthfully, it all goes back to the time that Jan's cousin Plooty Paladin Piper got caught in a nasty Flesh Golem eating contest." Jan: "Aye, Plooty had a way of attracting golems. Brilliant, really. You start with a saucer of milk -- Golem's are suckers for milk ...." Viconia: "I refuse to listen to this."

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