Some AD&D Top Ten Humour

Dundee Slaytern · 09-06-2003, 07:27 AM

Was searching for information on Google and came across this gem. Enjoy.

Xen · 09-06-2003, 07:31 AM

Lol! Good one Dundee! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

moiraine sedai · 09-06-2003, 10:22 AM

Stinking Klaus (summons a fat, smelly German business man, who chases your enemies while eating an Oktoberfest sausage and belching).

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Very nice find, Dundee!

LOL!

Moiraine Sedai

Lord Lothar · 09-06-2003, 12:12 PM

Quote:

2.The ancient red dragon you had just been fighting says "S**t, I'm out of here!" and flies away.
3.The bad guy just laughed evilly, and seven birds fell dead out of the sky.

LMAO! Those were 2 of the funniest things I've heard recently.

Pirengle · 09-06-2003, 01:13 PM

My favorites:

Top Ten Signs You Just Met the Main Bad Guy, #9: The bad guy keeps Elminster in a cage, and occasionally pokes him with a fork.

Top Ten Spells That Never Made It, #2: Power Word: Fart.

Top Ten Signs You Play Too Much ADnD, #4: You've been surviving so long on Doritos, Coke, and pizza that your body now contains more plastic than your dice. (Scary thing is, I know people like this!)

Top Ten Signs Your DM is Too Easy, #3: The phrase "Oh geez, what do I need with another +5 vorpal longsword" is used during game play. (Hmm, maybe they're playing BG2?)

Top Ten Signs Your DM is Too Easy, #8: The party is dividing treasure. The fighter says "Ok, who wants the staff of the magi? Anybody? Anyone at all? Ok, we leave it leaning against a tree stump." (Okay, now I know they're playing BG2.)

Top Ten Signs Your DM is Too Hard, #7: Somehow you've done it. Your party has slain Emberburn, the most fearsome and powerful Red Dragon the DM has ever created. The DM stares at you in shock, still staring down at the "1" he rolled on the dragon's last attack. After poking him in the arm for five minutes, chanting "horde....horde.....horde...." over and over, he looks up at you. The look of surprise fades, and an evil grin replaces it. "As it happens," the DM says with glee, "the dragon had cast project image just before the party entered the cavern...".

Dace De'Briago · 09-07-2003, 06:52 AM

And while we are busy being off topic...

I'm not sure if any of you people ever read the Dragon magazine and saw the Knights of the Dinner table? Anyway, they are really great

Really. The following link follows a few of their adventures in Flash format.

Have fun.

http://www.hoodyhoo.com/kodt.htm

09-06-2003, 07:27 AM	#1
Dundee Slaytern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: June 10, 2001 Location: Pasir Ris, Singapore Age: 42 Posts: 11,063	Was searching for information on Google and came across this gem. Enjoy. Click Here.

09-06-2003, 01:13 PM	#5
Pirengle Symbol of Cyric Join Date: April 20, 2003 Location: Sarasota, Florida, USA Age: 42 Posts: 1,101	My favorites: Top Ten Signs You Just Met the Main Bad Guy, #9: The bad guy keeps Elminster in a cage, and occasionally pokes him with a fork. Top Ten Spells That Never Made It, #2: Power Word: Fart. Top Ten Signs You Play Too Much ADnD, #4: You've been surviving so long on Doritos, Coke, and pizza that your body now contains more plastic than your dice. (Scary thing is, I know people like this!) Top Ten Signs Your DM is Too Easy, #3: The phrase "Oh geez, what do I need with another +5 vorpal longsword" is used during game play. (Hmm, maybe they're playing BG2?) Top Ten Signs Your DM is Too Easy, #8: The party is dividing treasure. The fighter says "Ok, who wants the staff of the magi? Anybody? Anyone at all? Ok, we leave it leaning against a tree stump." (Okay, now I know they're playing BG2.) Top Ten Signs Your DM is Too Hard, #7: Somehow you've done it. Your party has slain Emberburn, the most fearsome and powerful Red Dragon the DM has ever created. The DM stares at you in shock, still staring down at the "1" he rolled on the dragon's last attack. After poking him in the arm for five minutes, chanting "horde....horde.....horde...." over and over, he looks up at you. The look of surprise fades, and an evil grin replaces it. "As it happens," the DM says with glee, "the dragon had cast project image just before the party entered the cavern...". __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/pirengle/quintesson.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

09-07-2003, 06:52 AM	#6
Dace De'Briago Silver Dragon Join Date: December 28, 2002 Location: Wales Age: 45 Posts: 1,617	And while we are busy being off topic... I'm not sure if any of you people ever read the Dragon magazine and saw the Knights of the Dinner table? Anyway, they are really great Really. The following link follows a few of their adventures in Flash format. Have fun. http://www.hoodyhoo.com/kodt.htm __________________ Warning: Powergamer

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