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09-13-2002, 12:16 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Money for College
A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. Mom said, 'Sure, sweetie. I'll send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?' 'Uh, oh yeah, OK,' responded the kid. So Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, Dad asked, 'Well how much did you give the boy this time? Mom said, 'Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one for $20, and the other for $1000' 'That's $1020!!!' yelled Dad, 'Are you crazy???' 'Don't worry hon,' Mom said, as she kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, 'I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1000 one somewhere between the pages in Chapter 19!'
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09-13-2002, 04:48 PM
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Baaz Draconian
 Join Date: September 8, 2002
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LOL he better start studying math!!
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09-13-2002, 05:02 PM
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Symbol of Bane
 Join Date: November 26, 2001
Location: Texas
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There's an old story of the guy that goes off to college, and his dad gives him a bible. Years later, when his dad is dead, he picks up the Bible and opens it and a large bill falls out. Alteres tempores, alteres mores.
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09-13-2002, 05:05 PM
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Apophis
 Join Date: October 19, 2001
Location: New York
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Pretty funny. Hope my mom doesn't do that to me.
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