I have this joke

[Faceman]

Originally posted by RoSs_bg2_rox: that anti-joke sucks faceman!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's supposed to suck!
that's why we call it anti-joke

[Faceman]

A blind guy enters a shop.
He picks up his dog and starts whirling him around over his head like a throwing hammer.
The attendant approaches him: "May I help you sir?"
"No I'm just taking a look around."

[Faceman]

Originally posted by RoSs_bg2_rox: Spirits forever that joke rules!!!!!!!!!! whered u get it from tho? is there more like it?

I suppose he got the joke from
http://maddox.xmission.com/bomb_iran.html

That site was posted in GenDisc about two weeks ago IIRC.

[BaRoN NiGhT]

what happens if u rolled a donut?it becomes far!heuheu...

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[Cristian]

Two Tomatoes walks over a street one gets crushed by a car then the other one says "come on Ketchup lets go" WHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH HAHJA...HA! [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] .... (so baaaad....)

ok my joke is like the dr Seus "Sam i am" it is long but after you read it.. you will crack up" Just give it a try.. and it'ss not that long

[Sythe]

It is very very long and I don't like reading long long jokes. But thats just me.

[Faceman]

Originally posted by Cristian: Two Tomatoes walks over a street one gets crushed by a car then the other one says "come on Ketchup lets go" WHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH HAHJA...HA! [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] .... (so baaaad....)

I take it you are - like myself - not an English native speaker.

The original joke is an English wordplay:

Two Tomatoes walks over a street one gets crushed by a car then the other one says: "Come on, catch up!"

[Dragonshadow]

Originally posted by Sythe: Welcome post all your jokes here and we all can share a laugh [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] There was the duck and he walked into a bar. Duck said to the bartender "Have any grapes?" "Sorry we all out." The duck left and came back the next day. "Have any grapes" "Sorry we all out." Next day "Have any grapes" "I told you sir we are all out" Next day "Have any grapes." "We don't serve grapes here so shoo!" Next day "Have any grapes?" "Dammit I told you we don't have and *bleep* grapes here you dumb *bleep* F*bleep*ked up Duck! Next time you come here I'll nail your *bleep*kin beak to the bar!" The duck was quite shocked! The duck stayed quiet and asked "Have any nails?" "No" "Have any grapes?" The next day there was recently dug up spot behind the bar.

I don't get it... :?

[Masklinn]

Hmmmm...

Two chickens are being cooked in an oven.
One says : "Damn, it's hot in here sin't it ?!"
Second one freaks out : "HOLY SH*T ! A TALKING CHICKEN !"

And another one :

Jesus sees a prostitute who is about to be stoned by an angry mob. He says : "Hey, I did it before, I know how to handle that situation !".
He runs between the mobs and the girl and says loudly : "Hey guys and girls ! Aren't you ashame ? Hear me good : Anyone who never sinned may throw the first stone ! C'mon !"
The mob stops and they all start looking at their own feet...then, from nowhere, comes an old little lady with a huge stone. She yells : "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" and throws the huge stone directly in the face of the prostitute who falls immediatly dead.
Then Jesus looks at the old little lady, and very exasperated says : "Mom, sometimes you piss me off..."

Last one for today :

Jesus is walking over the water (as ever). A friend of him who is swimming next to him, looks at him and says : "You're stupid, the water is cool...".

ENJOY