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Old 12-26-2002, 01:20 PM   #1
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Thuds

A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be a loud "thud", and then he would swerve back on the road.

As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitch hiking, he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road.

"I'll give you a lift."

The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. At the last minute, he remembered he had a priest in the truck and swerved back onto the road. Even though he knew he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "thud." Unsure of where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors. When he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit a lawyer."

The priest replied, "That's OK, I got him with the door."
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Old 12-26-2002, 02:49 PM   #2
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Since we're the only ones bringing priests to any real justice at the moment, I would say this joke is outdated. But, that would explain why the priest hit the lawyer - he knew it'd be one less attorney coming after him for all the kids he abused.
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Old 12-26-2002, 07:32 PM   #3
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lol nice.
worst christmas cracker joke i've seen this year:
-what kind of shoes do frogs wear?
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Old 12-27-2002, 03:47 AM   #4
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Since we're the only ones bringing priests to any real justice at the moment, I would say this joke is outdated. But, that would explain why the priest hit the lawyer - he knew it'd be one less attorney coming after him for all the kids he abused.
hahahahaaaa, i got the joke after I read this... lol.. hahahahaha [img]smile.gif[/img]
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