XI: Xvart Integration

[Dragonshadow]

I agve them a chance, and they set a bear on me!

[Sythe]

They didn't give you a chance. You didn't happen by any chance to go on a flamethrower spree on their neighbors?

[InsaneBane]

Just give poor old teddy a punch in the stomach, and leave the smurfs alone

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Insane

[Dragonshadow]

Originally posted by Sythe: They didn't give you a chance. You didn't happen by any chance to go on a flamethrower spree on their neighbors?

You offend me. WOuld I do that? Yes?Well, i didn't.

[InsaneBane]

As I said: Leave the smurfs alone!!!

(Considering that the smurfs are very difficult to herd together in a small area, they can be very expensive to wipe out concerning the prices of flame thrower fuel).

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Insane

[Dragonshadow]

Yes, buying oil is a problem: I'm going broke.
And this thread has died, I think.

[Dron_Cah]

All smurfs would be insulted to hear that they've been categorized with xvarts!! Besides, I like smurfs, as they have never tried to murder me for walking even remotely close to them. The only "good" xvart I ever met was Daryl. (or Darrel, or Daryll, etc.) And even he wasn't a "smurf!"

[Small Green Imp]

This MAY be besides the point, but in my veiw, if we are to integrate Xvarts into our community, then why not kobolds and tasloi, or even gnolls! These creatures are all pretty much intelligent just with a bit of a violent nature and I belive that this could easily be controlled.

Just a thought!

[Sythe]

Originally posted by Small Green Imp: This MAY be besides the point, but in my veiw, if we are to integrate Xvarts into our community, then why not kobolds and tasloi, or even gnolls! These creatures are all pretty much intelligent just with a bit of a violent nature and I belive that this could easily be controlled. Just a thought!

Yes I strongly agree. An creatures morals depend on which environment it grew up in. Xvarts grow up in a peacful society. Well not entirely peaceful. Part of it is dedicated of protection of their home. The Xvarts or "smurfs" some call them are just defending thier homes. "But Slythe some Xvarts attacked me on sight and I was not near thier home." True but you are in their Territory or nearby it.

To those who oppose Integration. Do you love bloodshed? Do you love it when lives are lost? I bet some of you saying "If it's Xvarts lives yeah!". Well lets stop and think a minute how the Xvarts feel. But I know most of you won't because I bet that you don't care what they feel. Only how yourself and other humans feel. So I bet you don't care if you kill a Xvart newborn. Or Xvart children! Well maybe you will feel a small pang of guilt. But you would wash it away thinking "They are just Xvarts!". I sure that Xvarts think the same way when they kill a defenseless human little five winter old girl. "They should feel guilty! But they have no conscience or heart!" Many of you think that. Many of you say they prey on innocents. Why should you say they kill the common people with no remorse when WE do the exact same thing! We are hypocrites! We always break on our own word!

Xvarts are people. They are not people! Many of you say! They are a people that have feelings. They feel as we do. They can be jealous like us! Angry like us! This would be a step for peace with our neighbors. Have you ever felt easy when traversing through the road by yourself? Of course not especially when there is a forest nearby where there is kobolds and all the such.

This is all what I have to say.
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Slythe

[Small Green Imp]

I have a great idea. We should do what happens to animals in the zoo, but on purpose. I will explain!

In the zoo, animals are bred with each other. With only a small selection of say, Tigers, to breed, they eventually breed within their families. If this is repeated over and over then in a few years, all of the tigers that are born have no sense of a wild flare in them, and if trained well, can even be...nice.

Now let us take Xvarts or any other intelligent yet slightly violent creature. We put them in a special facility and wait. Sooner or later we will get an incredilby human like Xvart, or gnoll or tasloi. They will, with a human like upbringing, become useful members of society...


THEN WE CAN USE THEM AS CANNON FODDER IN A HUGE WAR WITH AMN!!!!

MUHUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!