Just heard this joke from a Dutch relative - Page 2

InsaneBane · 09-26-2003, 10:11 AM

I like your way of showing that you do not have humour, Skunk [img]smile.gif[/img]

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johnny · 09-26-2003, 11:07 AM

I object, there are NO thieves in the Netherlands, especially NOT in Amsterdam.

JrKASperov · 09-26-2003, 11:35 AM

I concur, they are not thieves, they are 'borrowers'

Skunk · 09-26-2003, 11:52 AM

If you want Dutch jokes that go with the national Dutch stereotype - then the old ones are still good...

Two Dutch girls are riding their old rickety bikes down the back streets of Amsterdam one late afternoon. As it turns closer towards dusk, the increasing darkness of thestreets starts making the two girls a little nervous when one girl leans over to theother and says:
"You know, I've never come this way before."

The other girl nods and says:
"It's the cobblestones."

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It was about a month ago when a Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his Priest.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWll, I hid a Jewish man in my attic."
"Well," answered the Priest, "That's no a sin."

"But I made him pay me money for each week he stayed."

"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."

"Oh thank you Father; that eases my mind. Father, I have one more question."

"What is it son."

"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

RoSs_bg2_rox · 09-26-2003, 12:15 PM

lol, those ones are good skunk!! I have to admit ur humour is more to my tasste than insanes

johnny · 09-26-2003, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JrKASperov:
I concur, they are not thieves, they are 'borrowers'

Really ? Then why haven't they brought my mountainbike back yet ?

Bozos of Bones · 09-26-2003, 01:35 PM

I think he should have said something like "I smell Mary Jane." or something.

JrKASperov · 09-26-2003, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:

quote:
Originally posted by JrKASperov:
I concur, they are not thieves, they are 'borrowers'

Really ? Then why haven't they brought my mountainbike back yet ? [/QUOTE]Oh right! This one is YOURS... Where do you live, I have had my use from it already

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Gangrell · 09-26-2003, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:

quote:
Originally posted by JrKASperov:
I concur, they are not thieves, they are 'borrowers'

Really ? Then why haven't they brought my mountainbike back yet ? [/QUOTE]Guess there are thieves in Amsterdam and the Netherlands then

Wurm · 09-27-2003, 05:43 AM

Shouldn't he have smelled weed [img]tongue.gif[/img]

09-26-2003, 10:11 AM	#11
InsaneBane Baaz Draconian Join Date: November 5, 2002 Location: Denmark Age: 59 Posts: 724	I like your way of showing that you do not have humour, Skunk [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/greenbounce.gif[/img] Insane __________________ Ko-founder of the SCFC(TM) Korporation.

09-26-2003, 11:07 AM	#12
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	I object, there are NO thieves in the Netherlands, especially NOT in Amsterdam. __________________

09-26-2003, 11:35 AM	#13
JrKASperov Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 16, 2003 Location: Wa\'eni\'n Age: 39 Posts: 1,701	I concur, they are not thieves, they are 'borrowers' __________________ God is in the rain.

09-26-2003, 12:15 PM	#15
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 36 Posts: 5,225	lol, those ones are good skunk!! I have to admit ur humour is more to my tasste than insanes __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

09-26-2003, 01:35 PM	#17
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 38 Posts: 4,679	I think he should have said something like "I smell Mary Jane." or something. __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

09-26-2003, 11:52 AM	#14
Skunk Banned User Join Date: September 3, 2001 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Age: 63 Posts: 1,463	If you want Dutch jokes that go with the national Dutch stereotype - then the old ones are still good... Two Dutch girls are riding their old rickety bikes down the back streets of Amsterdam one late afternoon. As it turns closer towards dusk, the increasing darkness of thestreets starts making the two girls a little nervous when one girl leans over to theother and says: "You know, I've never come this way before." The other girl nods and says: "It's the cobblestones." ----------------------------------------------------- It was about a month ago when a Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his Priest. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWll, I hid a Jewish man in my attic." "Well," answered the Priest, "That's no a sin." "But I made him pay me money for each week he stayed." "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause." "Oh thank you Father; that eases my mind. Father, I have one more question." "What is it son." "Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

09-27-2003, 05:43 AM	#20
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