Three men flew in an aero plane: An Italian, a Frenchman and a Dutchman. Suddenly the Italian rolled down the window and put his arm outside. After a while he retrieved his hand and waved it in front of the others: "Ahh - we just passed Rome - I smell Pizza".

After a while it was the Frenchman's turn to roll down the window, put his arm outside and smell: "Ahh - We just passed Paris - I smell parfume".

Then at last the turn had come to the Dutchman. He rolled down the window and put his arm outside. After a while he retrieved his hand and waved it in front of the others: Ahh - We just passed Amsterdam.

The others looked puzzled, because they didn't smell anything. The Italian said: "How do you know that - we can't smell anything"

The Dutchman: "You see - I just lost my wrist watch"

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Insane

Errr i dont get it

Neither do I...

I guess the joke is trying to say theft/pickpocketing in Amsterdam is so bad, they manage to steal your watch from your wrist even as you fly over the city. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

exactly!

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Insane

*scratches head, then scratches butt* Come again?

exactly!

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Insane </font>[/QUOTE]First I'd heard that it was any more a problem here than in Paris or Rome...
International stereotypes are strange animals indeed.

I think that if Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, and Krishna combined all of their superpowers in a huge psycho-kenetic whirlpool of MIRACLE they still couldn't resurrect your sense of humour Skunk [img]tongue.gif[/img] ;)

I think that if Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, and Krishna combined all of their superpowers in a huge psycho-kenetic whirlpool of MIRACLE they still couldn't resurrect your sense of humour Skunk [img]tongue.gif[/img] ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Resurrect would imply that I previously had a humour and lost it. I absolutely refute any suggestion that I once had a humour... [img]graemlins/blueblink.gif[/img]

heh heh, there may be hope for redemption in you yet... [img]smile.gif[/img]