06-28-2003, 06:00 PM | #11 |
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Well, the dwarf joke is he was too short to get up on the bed, so thats what the other dwarf heard.
1-2-3-4 ahh...get it? 1-2-3-4 *lift on bed but fails*. Now? |
06-28-2003, 08:31 PM | #12 |
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A reminder to all - this is a FAMILY site and we want to keep it that way. Jokes are fine, but keep the CONTENT and the language clean, people. Risque is fine, but if you get past PG13 it's not.
For those who may have missed it, Z has posted that he doesn't want to see variations of the F word spelled out such as 'f***ing' or any other type of spelling that approximates it closely- if you feel the need to use it, use symbols or find an alternative, please.
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06-29-2003, 03:55 AM | #13 |
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Sorry bout that I will be more careful in the future.
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06-29-2003, 04:28 AM | #14 |
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I feel a lame joke coming on
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I would like a beer and a mop." Sad isn't it [img]smile.gif[/img]
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06-29-2003, 04:30 AM | #15 | |
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Quote:
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06-29-2003, 07:10 AM | #17 |
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why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9
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06-29-2003, 07:14 AM | #18 |
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and of course the anti-jokes
Two skyscrapers are sitting in the cellar knitting gasoline. The first one: I'm afraid! The second: Don't worry I got a yoghurt up my sleeve.
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06-29-2003, 08:08 AM | #19 |
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that anti-joke sucks faceman!!!!!!!!!!!!
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06-29-2003, 08:23 AM | #20 |
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Spirits forever that joke rules!!!!!!!!!! whered u get it from tho? is there more like it?
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