Humour: You know you've been playing Wizardry 8 too much when... - Page 2

Rezdude03 · 12-07-2003, 02:27 PM

you swap the priceless diamond at the musium with a homemade one

you slice up your dog (for example) and pickle it in a jar. Then offer it the maneger at the store for his house key.

u try hypnotizing your teacher with a lava lamp

in band class, u try blowing up the room with your guitar.

you often claim you are "saving the game" during the day (or night).

J'aran · 12-08-2003, 12:21 PM

...you have very vivid dreams involving Vi Domina and a bullwhip.

...you break into your local jail in hopes of finding a secret tunnel into the bank vault.

...you have very vivid dreams involving private Sparkle and a bullwhip.

...you ask everyone you meet about a guy named Marten.

...you have very vivid dreams involving Vi Domina, private Sparkle, Saxx, the Cat o' Nine Tails and a Hogar.

[ 12-08-2003, 12:23 PM: Message edited by: J'aran ]

JOE030303 · 12-10-2003, 07:37 PM

you are a very very sick person and seem to have an s+m fetish.
way to go dude

Wild Rose · 12-12-2003, 12:39 AM

There is a great similar thread for Civ III.

You know you have been playing too much when -

the only exersize you get is RUNNING WHILE HOLDING SHIFT!

Kylospylon · 12-14-2003, 07:26 AM

You make yourself a bowl of ice-cream and consider the pros and cons of dualing spoons to eat it faster. "Sure adding an off-hand spoon means more damage to the desert, but won't I miss my mouth more often?" [img]smile.gif[/img]

You swim too far out to sea, a rip drags you under the water, and as you're drowning you think to yourself... "This reminds me of the time my gadgeteer fumbled his 'negate-air' device."

You become a satanist, because you think there would be more opportunities to 'have relations' with demon goddesses. Your only apprehension is that you might become hexed if you leave the seventh underworld.

You try and figure out ways to form alliances between various creatures you see while visiting the zoo. You are kicked out by zoo officials because all their tarantulas were crushed to death when you introduced them into the rhino exhibit.

You pay a visit to the hospital after merging antisceptic and coffee to help pick you up.

You make tin-foil brassieres and panties for your girlfriend, but she promptly dumps you after you mention how sexy she'd look with only one eye. She also sprays mace in your face, stunning you. (You never managed to make her part with that darn mace she always carries around with her.) [img]smile.gif[/img]

You find out exactly what increases the chance of a lightning strike after experimenting in many electrical storms with your trusty 7-iron.

You refuse to let your friends play in your treehouse because you're afraid they'd push you off one of the boughs.

ProLifeGrrl · 12-15-2003, 01:44 AM

Whenever you see an animal, you say "Look! Beasties!" (Aggressive Male 1 I think?)

12-15-2003, 05:51 PM

welcome to IW PLG!

good one

ProLifeGrrl · 12-16-2003, 04:08 AM

Thanks, and thanks for the welcome!

(And I was wrong, that was the Burly Male 2 voice)

dplax · 12-16-2003, 07:27 AM

Welcome to ironworks!

Variol (Farseer) Elmwood · 12-17-2003, 07:06 AM

The worst case i had was when I was playing the original Final Fantasy! I remember loosing a few pounds too; no time to eat or sleep you know!

[ 12-18-2003, 06:45 AM: Message edited by: Variol (Farseer) Elmwood ]

12-07-2003, 02:27 PM	#11
Rezdude03 Manshoon Join Date: July 9, 2003 Location: New York Age: 36 Posts: 177	you swap the priceless diamond at the musium with a homemade one you slice up your dog (for example) and pickle it in a jar. Then offer it the maneger at the store for his house key. u try hypnotizing your teacher with a lava lamp in band class, u try blowing up the room with your guitar. you often claim you are "saving the game" during the day (or night). __________________ \"We three, though born on different days, swear an oath of brotherhood\"<br />\"And vow to die the same year, same month and the very same day\"<br />\"Come, my Brothers\' destiny awaits!\"<br />-Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Liu Bei/ Dynasty Warriors 4

12-12-2003, 12:39 AM	#14
Wild Rose Dungeon Master Join Date: September 9, 2003 Location: Home Age: 80 Posts: 90	There is a great similar thread for Civ III. You know you have been playing too much when - the only exersize you get is RUNNING WHILE HOLDING SHIFT! __________________ Pratice is what makes the impossible possible - Czerny

12-14-2003, 07:26 AM	#15
Kylospylon The Magister Join Date: December 11, 2003 Location: New Zealand Age: 45 Posts: 119	You make yourself a bowl of ice-cream and consider the pros and cons of dualing spoons to eat it faster. "Sure adding an off-hand spoon means more damage to the desert, but won't I miss my mouth more often?" [img]smile.gif[/img] You swim too far out to sea, a rip drags you under the water, and as you're drowning you think to yourself... "This reminds me of the time my gadgeteer fumbled his 'negate-air' device." You become a satanist, because you think there would be more opportunities to 'have relations' with demon goddesses. Your only apprehension is that you might become hexed if you leave the seventh underworld. You try and figure out ways to form alliances between various creatures you see while visiting the zoo. You are kicked out by zoo officials because all their tarantulas were crushed to death when you introduced them into the rhino exhibit. You pay a visit to the hospital after merging antisceptic and coffee to help pick you up. You make tin-foil brassieres and panties for your girlfriend, but she promptly dumps you after you mention how sexy she'd look with only one eye. She also sprays mace in your face, stunning you. (You never managed to make her part with that darn mace she always carries around with her.) [img]smile.gif[/img] You find out exactly what increases the chance of a lightning strike after experimenting in many electrical storms with your trusty 7-iron. You refuse to let your friends play in your treehouse because you're afraid they'd push you off one of the boughs. __________________ \"Sometimes the truest of all things are the very things that cannot be.\" - Kylospylon, 12/12/03.

12-15-2003, 01:44 AM	#16
ProLifeGrrl Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: December 14, 2003 Location: Raleigh, North Carolina Age: 47 Posts: 13	Whenever you see an animal, you say "Look! Beasties!" (Aggressive Male 1 I think?) __________________ <b>Juliet St. Catherine Alerio</b><br /><br />\"Every woman knows that if she were truly free, she would never bear an unwished-for child, nor think of murdering one before its birth.\" - Victoria Woodhull

12-16-2003, 04:08 AM	#18
ProLifeGrrl Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: December 14, 2003 Location: Raleigh, North Carolina Age: 47 Posts: 13	Thanks, and thanks for the welcome! (And I was wrong, that was the Burly Male 2 voice) __________________ <b>Juliet St. Catherine Alerio</b><br /><br />\"Every woman knows that if she were truly free, she would never bear an unwished-for child, nor think of murdering one before its birth.\" - Victoria Woodhull

12-08-2003, 12:21 PM	#12
J'aran Mephistopheles Join Date: December 12, 2001 Location: Fryslân, The Netherlands Age: 46 Posts: 1,493	...you have very vivid dreams involving Vi Domina and a bullwhip. ...you break into your local jail in hopes of finding a secret tunnel into the bank vault. ...you have very vivid dreams involving private Sparkle and a bullwhip. ...you ask everyone you meet about a guy named Marten. ...you have very vivid dreams involving Vi Domina, private Sparkle, Saxx, the Cat o' Nine Tails and a Hogar. [ 12-08-2003, 12:23 PM: Message edited by: J'aran ]

12-10-2003, 07:37 PM	#13
JOE030303 The Magister Join Date: October 22, 2003 Location: USA Age: 73 Posts: 110	you are a very very sick person and seem to have an s+m fetish. way to go dude

12-15-2003, 05:51 PM	#17
sultan Guest Posts: n/a	welcome to IW PLG! good one

12-16-2003, 07:27 AM	#19
dplax Jack Burton Join Date: July 19, 2003 Location: an expat living in France Age: 40 Posts: 5,577	Welcome to ironworks! __________________

12-17-2003, 07:06 AM	#20
Variol (Farseer) Elmwood Jack Burton Join Date: May 16, 2003 Location: Dartmouth, NS Canada Age: 60 Posts: 5,634	The worst case i had was when I was playing the original Final Fantasy! I remember loosing a few pounds too; no time to eat or sleep you know! [ 12-18-2003, 06:45 AM: Message edited by: Variol (Farseer) Elmwood ] __________________ A MAN WHO WANTS FOR NOTHING HAS INFINITE WEALTH. (me)

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