You make a mug of coffee and think of it as a potion of moderate stamina.

You start sleeping with your back against a wall, for safety.

You try to merge various items around your home to make gadgets.

Any more?

You start sticking Daggers into random stones.

You drink out of public pools.

You book a trip to a scottish lake with a sword in you backpack.

... you're up late writing jokes about your favourite computer game...

Cheers
Philipp

...When you're surprised at the market when the scanner peeps instead of chinging.
...When you lose your keys and wonder why you can't cast Detect Secret to help find them.
...or Knock-Knock to open the door you lost the key to...

Or:

You have dreams that you are in the game, quite mutated of course.

You wonder how many skill points you can get at work by doing various tasks.

You don't worry about dinner, on to the game!

Or:

When you hear a dog barking at night, you suddenly jump out of the bed, grab your umbrella and prepare for a fight.

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Or:

When you aways worry about not having an armorplate.

Or when you kill a spider then look if it left some spider silk!

1. you throw some military vignettes into the rhino's cage in the zoo while reporting: 'they were all killed by nessie, sir!' ;)

2. after returning from the zoo, you start talking to the insects in your garden: 'well, i got the coordinates of the enemies base'

3. you start to negotiate with the rats in your cellar about marbles :D

4. you turn up the microwave in the citchen to max. power and wait for the chip to fall out

5. in the church you cry out: 'louder! i didn't hear the glass shatter!'

6. you try to reach the seventh bough of the highest tree in the city park after taking drugs. when the police orders you to come down you shout: 'but i have to see the schaman for the exp!' [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

7. after looking at the most expensive shoes in the mall you ask the vendor: 'what is their special ability, snakespeed +10 or infinite haste?'

8. when you encounter some thugs at night which order you to hand over your money, you take a jack-in-the-box out of your pocket, start winding it up while grinning at them: 'well take a look at THIS, scumbags!'

9. you stomp on a frog for 5 minutes then bring its leg to the old man on the corner selling hot-dogs and tell him: 'ok i killed him, this is the proof you wanted now give me back my mate you kidnapped or fear my wrath!'

Alternatively:

9. not wanting to kill the frog, you kill the old man on the corner selling hot dogs, because he kidnapped your friend


Others:

1. you find a traitor and you look under his rug for a secret passage.

2. you keep trying to pickpocket a certain item off a certain person and then charm him if he notices.

3. on the beach you look for crabs, keep hiding from them, until they eventually don't see you.

4. you look behind waterfalls for hidden treasures.

1: You always pick locks on doors without knocking first
2: Phrases like 'Shoo, shoo, go away' and 'I've sighted a creature' become part of your everyday vocabulary.
3: You light incense to make yourself feel safe.
4: You never eat, but instead drink potions bought from the local inn (or made yourself).
5: You rely on music to soothe you when you feel bad.
Whoops; that almost describes half the population!
6: You feel uneasy when you see a monk
7: You find yourself wanting to reload when something in your life goes wrong.

[ 12-06-2003, 01:49 PM: Message edited by: Rawhide ]