I have this joke - Page 2

slicer15 · 06-28-2003, 06:00 PM

Well, the dwarf joke is he was too short to get up on the bed, so thats what the other dwarf heard.

1-2-3-4 ahh...get it? 1-2-3-4 *lift on bed but fails*. Now?

Cloudbringer · 06-28-2003, 08:31 PM

A reminder to all - this is a FAMILY site and we want to keep it that way. Jokes are fine, but keep the CONTENT and the language clean, people. Risque is fine, but if you get past PG13 it's not.

For those who may have missed it, Z has posted that he doesn't want to see variations of the F word spelled out such as 'f***ing' or any other type of spelling that approximates it closely- if you feel the need to use it, use symbols or find an alternative, please.

Sythe · 06-29-2003, 03:55 AM

Sorry bout that I will be more careful in the future.

shadowhound · 06-29-2003, 04:28 AM

I feel a lame joke coming on

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I would like a beer and a mop."

Sad isn't it [img]smile.gif[/img]

Bruce The Aussie · 06-29-2003, 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shadowhound:
I feel a lame joke coming on

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I would like a beer and a mop."

Sad isn't it [img]smile.gif[/img]

ok, thats my favorite joke on the page [img]smile.gif[/img]

shadowhound · 06-29-2003, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bruce The Aussie:

quote:
Originally posted by shadowhound:
I feel a lame joke coming on

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I would like a beer and a mop."

Sad isn't it [img]smile.gif[/img]

ok, thats my favorite joke on the page [img]smile.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]I try

Faceman · 06-29-2003, 07:10 AM

why was 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 8 9

Faceman · 06-29-2003, 07:14 AM

and of course the anti-jokes

Two skyscrapers are sitting in the cellar knitting gasoline.
The first one: I'm afraid!
The second: Don't worry I got a yoghurt up my sleeve.

RoSs_bg2_rox · 06-29-2003, 08:08 AM

that anti-joke sucks faceman!!!!!!!!!!!!

RoSs_bg2_rox · 06-29-2003, 08:23 AM

Spirits forever that joke rules!!!!!!!!!! whered u get it from tho? is there more like it?

06-28-2003, 08:31 PM	#12
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	A reminder to all - this is a FAMILY site and we want to keep it that way. Jokes are fine, but keep the CONTENT and the language clean, people. Risque is fine, but if you get past PG13 it's not. For those who may have missed it, Z has posted that he doesn't want to see variations of the F word spelled out such as 'f***ing' or any other type of spelling that approximates it closely- if you feel the need to use it, use symbols or find an alternative, please. __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

06-29-2003, 03:55 AM	#13
Sythe Ra Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: The US of A Age: 35 Posts: 2,365	Sorry bout that I will be more careful in the future. __________________ Slythe is back! Back again! Haha! <br /><br />[url]\"http://imageshack.us\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/9928/130blood4ts.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

06-29-2003, 04:28 AM	#14
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 38 Posts: 3,281	I feel a lame joke coming on A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I would like a beer and a mop." Sad isn't it [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

06-29-2003, 07:10 AM	#17
Faceman Hathor Join Date: February 18, 2002 Location: Vienna Age: 42 Posts: 2,248	why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9 __________________ \"I am forever spellbound by the frailty of life\"<br /><br /> Faceman

06-29-2003, 07:14 AM	#18
Faceman Hathor Join Date: February 18, 2002 Location: Vienna Age: 42 Posts: 2,248	and of course the anti-jokes Two skyscrapers are sitting in the cellar knitting gasoline. The first one: I'm afraid! The second: Don't worry I got a yoghurt up my sleeve. __________________ \"I am forever spellbound by the frailty of life\"<br /><br /> Faceman

06-28-2003, 06:00 PM	#11
slicer15 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: November 12, 2002 Location: Banstead, Southeast England Age: 37 Posts: 1,162	Well, the dwarf joke is he was too short to get up on the bed, so thats what the other dwarf heard. 1-2-3-4 ahh...get it? 1-2-3-4 lift on bed but fails. Now?

06-29-2003, 08:08 AM	#19
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 35 Posts: 5,225	that anti-joke sucks faceman!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

06-29-2003, 08:23 AM	#20
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 35 Posts: 5,225	Spirits forever that joke rules!!!!!!!!!! whered u get it from tho? is there more like it? __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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