How to Wash the Cat

Rokenn · 11-22-2002, 12:54 PM

HOW TO WASH THE CAT

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom.

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top so cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (ignore ruckus from inside toilet; cat is enjoying this).

6. Flush 3 or 4 times, this provides power rinse which is quite effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.

Sincerely,
The Dog

antryg · 11-22-2002, 12:59 PM

I'm going to get a cat and try this out. After all a clean cat is a happy cat.

11-22-2002, 01:03 PM

Thats cruel...but hilarious [img]smile.gif[/img]

WillowIX · 11-22-2002, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by antryg:
I'm going to get a cat and try this out. After all a clean cat is a happy cat.

Howabout trying it on that turkey of yours first Antryg? If the turkey shouldn´t make it send it to Cluody lol. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Kaltia · 11-22-2002, 01:07 PM

...LOL!

purre · 11-22-2002, 01:09 PM

Snif,that was cruel!
[img]graemlins/kitty3.gif[/img] wont be happy after that.

Ok,LOL that sounded funny!!!!!!

/)eathKiller · 11-22-2002, 01:15 PM

Cat washing is a martial art, though if you have that weird blue filtery stuff and use it on a white cat it does have interesting results

Sir Krustin · 11-22-2002, 05:43 PM

I always preferred the cage and a power washer. I always get such dirty looks for days afterwards!

The Ornery One · 11-22-2002, 05:50 PM

I've had to give cats baths before. You have to be a masochist to enjoy the scratches and bites you get. And that's before even turning on the water!
But I have suggested the toilet flushing method for my son to wash his hair.

11-22-2002, 12:54 PM	#1
Rokenn Galvatron Join Date: January 22, 2002 Location: california wine country Age: 60 Posts: 2,193	HOW TO WASH THE CAT 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo. 3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom. 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top so cat cannot escape. 5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (ignore ruckus from inside toilet; cat is enjoying this). 6. Flush 3 or 4 times, this provides power rinse which is quite effective. 7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids. 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry. Sincerely, The Dog __________________ “This is an impressive crowd, the haves and the have mores. <br />Some people call you the elite. <br />I call you my base.”<br />~ George W. Bush (2000)

11-22-2002, 12:59 PM	#2
antryg Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2002 Location: Dallas, Tx. Age: 21 Posts: 1,765	I'm going to get a cat and try this out. After all a clean cat is a happy cat. __________________

11-22-2002, 01:07 PM	#5
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 37 Posts: 5,817	...LOL! __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

11-22-2002, 01:15 PM	#7
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 39 Posts: 6,043	Cat washing is a martial art, though if you have that weird blue filtery stuff and use it on a white cat it does have interesting results __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

11-22-2002, 05:43 PM	#8
Sir Krustin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Peterborough, ON, CANADA Age: 60 Posts: 1,394	I always preferred the cage and a power washer. I always get such dirty looks for days afterwards! __________________ If I say \"Eject!\" and you say \"Huh?\" - you\'ll be talking to yourself! - Maj. Bannister, <b>Steel Tiger</b>

11-22-2002, 01:03 PM	#3
MagiK Guest Posts: n/a	Thats cruel...but hilarious [img]smile.gif[/img]

11-22-2002, 01:09 PM	#6
purre Banned Join Date: October 31, 2002 Location: Finland Age: 39 Posts: 649	Snif,that was cruel! [img]graemlins/kitty3.gif[/img] wont be happy after that. Ok,LOL that sounded funny!!!!!!

11-22-2002, 05:50 PM	#9
The Ornery One Drow Warrior Join Date: May 17, 2002 Location: S. IL Age: 49 Posts: 269	I've had to give cats baths before. You have to be a masochist to enjoy the scratches and bites you get. And that's before even turning on the water! But I have suggested the toilet flushing method for my son to wash his hair. __________________ I like to wonder.<br />And when I wonder<br />My mind wanders.<br />And when it wanders,<br />I have to wonder;<br />When will it ever come back?!?

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