HOW TO WASH THE CAT

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom.

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top so cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (ignore ruckus from inside toilet; cat is enjoying this).

6. Flush 3 or 4 times, this provides power rinse which is quite effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.

Sincerely,
The Dog

I'm going to get a cat and try this out. After all a clean cat is a happy cat.

<font color="#ff6666">Thats cruel...but hilarious [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>

Howabout trying it on that turkey of yours first Antryg? If the turkey shouldn´t make it send it to Cluody lol. [img]smile.gif[/img]

...LOL!

Snif,that was cruel!
[img]graemlins/kitty3.gif[/img] wont be happy after that.

Ok,LOL that sounded funny!!!!!!

Cat washing is a martial art, though if you have that weird blue filtery stuff and use it on a white cat it does have interesting results :D

I always preferred the cage and a power washer. I always get such dirty looks for days afterwards! :D

I've had to give cats baths before. You have to be a masochist to enjoy the scratches and bites you get. And that's before even turning on the water!
But I have suggested the toilet flushing method for my son to wash his hair.