The Question and PMS

Arvon · 11-04-2002, 10:48 AM

PMS and Lightbulbs

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. ONE!!

And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS!

But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE? NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...

I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

Timber Loftis · 11-04-2002, 10:54 AM

Good one.

Jorath Calar · 11-04-2002, 10:54 AM

When I lived at home and both my sisters and my mom having those delightful 3-5 days... I was the main cause of everything that was wrong in the whole universe... [img]smile.gif[/img]

pcgiant · 11-04-2002, 07:09 PM

Hahaha!

Charean · 11-04-2002, 07:29 PM

I AM A WOMAN ON THE EDGE!!!

GIVE ME CHOCOLATE! OR DIE!

yum....

Mack_Attack · 11-04-2002, 07:42 PM

No comment this thread just scares me. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Cloudbringer · 11-04-2002, 07:44 PM

I usually feel that way in these threads.

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 11-04-2002, 08:26 PM

hehe ain't that the truth

LordKathen · 11-04-2002, 08:57 PM

Are you expecting me to comment? To do so would conclude in weeks or even months without you know what, as my wife ocasionally reads this forum. I plead the 5th.

Cloudbringer · 11-04-2002, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LordKathen:
Are you expecting me to comment? To do so would conclude in weeks or even months without you know what, as my wife ocasionally reads this forum. I plead the 5th.

Smart move

11-04-2002, 10:48 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	PMS and Lightbulbs Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE? NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did you ask me? __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

11-04-2002, 10:54 AM	#2
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	Good one. __________________

11-04-2002, 07:09 PM	#4
pcgiant Symbol of Cyric Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: NZ Age: 38 Posts: 1,268	Hahaha! __________________ If possible, I want to relive my life... not as a devil. This time, someone like you.

11-04-2002, 07:42 PM	#6
Mack_Attack Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld Join Date: May 22, 2001 Location: Sherwoodpark,Alberta,Canada Age: 52 Posts: 2,929	No comment this thread just scares me. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________

11-04-2002, 07:44 PM	#7
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	I usually feel that way in these threads. __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

11-04-2002, 10:54 AM	#3
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	When I lived at home and both my sisters and my mom having those delightful 3-5 days... I was the main cause of everything that was wrong in the whole universe... [img]smile.gif[/img]

11-04-2002, 07:29 PM	#5
Charean Hathor Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Waxahachie, TX Age: 61 Posts: 2,201	I AM A WOMAN ON THE EDGE!!! GIVE ME CHOCOLATE! OR DIE! yum....

11-04-2002, 08:26 PM	#8
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 44 Posts: 2,217	hehe ain't that the truth __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

11-04-2002, 08:57 PM	#9
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 53 Posts: 3,166	Are you expecting me to comment? To do so would conclude in weeks or even months without you know what, as my wife ocasionally reads this forum. I plead the 5th. __________________

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