PMS and Lightbulbs

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. ONE!!

And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS!

But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE? NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...

I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

Good one.

When I lived at home and both my sisters and my mom having those delightful 3-5 days... I was the main cause of everything that was wrong in the whole universe... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hahaha!

I AM A WOMAN ON THE EDGE!!!

GIVE ME CHOCOLATE! OR DIE!

yum....

No comment this thread just scares me. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

I usually feel that way in these threads. ;)

hehe ain't that the truth

Are you expecting me to comment? To do so would conclude in weeks or even months without you know what, as my wife ocasionally reads this forum. I plead the 5th.

Smart move ;) :D