Sunday School

Arvon · 11-01-2002, 07:09 AM

Sunday School

A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt so she asked, "Johnny, is there anything wrong"?

The boy replied, "No, I was going fishing but my dad told me that I needed to go to church".

The teacher was very impressed and asked Johnny if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing.

Johnny replied, "Yes teacher, Dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us".

Gromnir · 11-01-2002, 08:16 AM

[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Not the best joke ever but it is better than others I've seen on this site! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

/)eathKiller · 11-01-2002, 10:38 AM

What is it with kids these days? I only had 2 of them say "Trick Or Treat" last night, it was as if they didnt expect a Trick WITH their treat! [img]tongue.gif[/img] I was like "What are the magic words?" and most of them said "pleeeeaaase" So then I asked one "Why don't you kids say Trick or Treat any more?" She responded "oh! that is TOO cliche!"
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11-01-2002, 07:09 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Sunday School A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt so she asked, "Johnny, is there anything wrong"? The boy replied, "No, I was going fishing but my dad told me that I needed to go to church". The teacher was very impressed and asked Johnny if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing. Johnny replied, "Yes teacher, Dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us". __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

11-01-2002, 08:16 AM	#2
Gromnir Dungeon Master Join Date: July 15, 2002 Location: Land of the Tea Pots Age: 22 Posts: 69	[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Not the best joke ever but it is better than others I've seen on this site! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] __________________ Thinking of death while living,<br />This is the warrior\'s way<br />thinking of pain when in pleasure.<br />keeps you alive from day to day<br /><br />Time is a great teacher, and then kills all it\'s students.<br /><br />DJG\'s first official helper and second in command. <br /><br />

11-01-2002, 10:38 AM	#3
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 39 Posts: 6,043	What is it with kids these days? I only had 2 of them say "Trick Or Treat" last night, it was as if they didnt expect a Trick WITH their treat! [img]tongue.gif[/img] I was like "What are the magic words?" and most of them said "pleeeeaaase" So then I asked one "Why don't you kids say Trick or Treat any more?" She responded "oh! that is TOO cliche!" . ____ ( _~_) `<--- I have officially invented a new smiley` . \/\/ [ 11-01-2002, 10:39 AM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ] __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

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