Sunday School

A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt so she asked, "Johnny, is there anything wrong"?

The boy replied, "No, I was going fishing but my dad told me that I needed to go to church".

The teacher was very impressed and asked Johnny if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing.

Johnny replied, "Yes teacher, Dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us".

[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Not the best joke ever but it is better than others I've seen on this site! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

What is it with kids these days? I only had 2 of them say "Trick Or Treat" last night, it was as if they didnt expect a Trick WITH their treat! [img]tongue.gif[/img] I was like "What are the magic words?" and most of them said "pleeeeaaase" So then I asked one "Why don't you kids say Trick or Treat any more?" She responded "oh! that is TOO cliche!"
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[ 11-01-2002, 10:39 AM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]