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John D Harris · 06-23-2002, 02:26 AM

You're in the army now!

Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a Tennessee mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.
On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush.That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.
On his third day, he was issued a jock strap. . .The Army is still looking for him.

At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word
"service" . . . the act of doing things for other people. Then I heard the
terms Internal Revenue Service, Postal Service, Civil Service, Service
Stations . . . . and I became confused about the word "service." This is not
what I thought "service" meant.

Then recently, I overheard two farmers talking and one of them mentioned
that he was having a bull service a few of his cows.

SHAZAM!!

It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service"
agencies are doing to us!

Nanobyte · 06-23-2002, 02:30 AM

didn't you know that? flip to the last page of the Good Book, or better yet, look up flank in the dictionary

06-23-2002, 02:26 AM	#1
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,577	You're in the army now! Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a Tennessee mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head. On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush.That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth. On his third day, he was issued a jock strap. . .The Army is still looking for him. At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service" . . . the act of doing things for other people. Then I heard the terms Internal Revenue Service, Postal Service, Civil Service, Service Stations . . . . and I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant. Then recently, I overheard two farmers talking and one of them mentioned that he was having a bull service a few of his cows. SHAZAM!! It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us! __________________ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts

06-23-2002, 02:30 AM	#2
Nanobyte Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: NC Posts: 2,890	didn't you know that? flip to the last page of the Good Book, or better yet, look up flank in the dictionary

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