You're in the army now!

Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a Tennessee mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.
On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush.That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.
On his third day, he was issued a jock strap. . .The Army is still looking for him.

At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word
"service" . . . the act of doing things for other people. Then I heard the
terms Internal Revenue Service, Postal Service, Civil Service, Service
Stations . . . . and I became confused about the word "service." This is not
what I thought "service" meant.

Then recently, I overheard two farmers talking and one of them mentioned
that he was having a bull service a few of his cows.

SHAZAM!!

It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service"
agencies are doing to us!

didn't you know that? flip to the last page of the Good Book, or better yet, look up flank in the dictionary