Return of the Gardener..... - Page 2

TAOWolf · 07-12-2002, 02:05 PM

She flashes her silver eyes at Deiter charmingly, and smiles.......

"I am a Druidess, and as you can see by my sig, I am the offical dancing Druid........do you have need for some ritual dancing to help the gardens grow??"

Sir Goulum · 07-12-2002, 02:16 PM

*Waits patiently for some help at the front desk*
*See's a druid walk up behind me*
"Oh why hello ma'am!! Whats your name?"

Deiter Leafblade · 07-12-2002, 02:20 PM

"As long as the yard doesn't turn into the Amazon."

Done mowing the yard and puting the mower back into the garage; Deiter grabs a shovel and tries to kill the man eating plants Neb planted awhile back.

TAOWolf · 07-12-2002, 02:32 PM

Thanks, Deiter......

Turns and smiles at Sir G...

"My name is Kaylisa TAOWolf, and you are?"

Turns in resume for the job of ritual dancing for the plants and gardens........(and helping Deiter)

Deiter Leafblade · 07-12-2002, 02:39 PM

The killer plants ate his shovel.

"Holy dirt clods!" Deiter goes back to the garage to get his leafblower/grenade launcher.

"This should teach 'em!" Everyone sees the gardener shoot grenades at the plants.... Only to have them chucked back at him!

Explosives are going off everywhere.

[ 07-12-2002, 02:40 PM: Message edited by: Deiter Leafblade ]

TAOWolf · 07-12-2002, 02:43 PM

Ducks to the ground, and throws a rowan carved rune at the plants, which promptly eat it...........she crawls over to Dieter amidst the explosions laughing........

the plants turn decidedly more green, and look like they are ready to hurl.......

[ 07-12-2002, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: TAOWolf ]

Lioness · 07-12-2002, 02:44 PM

*dodges explosives*

Leeeeeeeaaaaaaafy! Where aaaaaarrrreeee you? [img]smile.gif[/img]

*lioness hunts around the house, waving blueprints*

Leafy! I'm putting an addition onto my baseball stadium, I'm afraid it will be over your current garden...oops, sorry, no other place for it. [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/angelwings.gif[/img] Just to let you know, the bulldozers should be here any minute now... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Deiter Leafblade · 07-12-2002, 02:48 PM

He looks over at the laughing Kaylisa. "I was...well...erm..."

Shakeing his head he starts to clean up the bomb shells.

Thats when he sees Lioness running towards him with blueprints. "BULLDOZERS?! Not in MY garden"

[ 07-12-2002, 02:51 PM: Message edited by: Deiter Leafblade ]

Neb · 07-12-2002, 02:50 PM

Neb hands Deiter a potted plant, "Sorry about your garden being removed, you can care for this now." The boy runs away with an evil grin, not having told the gardener that the plant becomes a horrible flesh-eating plant when it's a full moon.

"Sir G, you don't have to do anything, just sign this contract. And don't bother reading the fine print, it just says that you have to be my slave forever. Welcome to the household, Tao!"

TAOWolf · 07-12-2002, 02:52 PM

Thanks Nebbers!!!

"Uh......Deiter?" She points to the plant Nebbers handed him..

"you might wanna throw that!!"

Spies an Oak Tree in the middle of the yard....

"Lioness!!!! This tree STAYS!! PLEASE!!"

07-12-2002, 02:32 PM	#14
TAOWolf White Dragon Join Date: December 1, 2001 Location: Mountains of Arkansas, US Posts: 1,887	Thanks, Deiter...... Turns and smiles at Sir G... "My name is Kaylisa TAOWolf, and you are?" Turns in resume for the job of ritual dancing for the plants and gardens........(and helping Deiter) __________________ May the moon always shine upon your face, and your imagination soar to the heavens.... Chan ann leis a’chiad bhuille thuiteas a’chraobh.

07-12-2002, 02:44 PM	#17
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 37 Posts: 5,837	dodges explosives Leeeeeeeaaaaaaafy! Where aaaaaarrrreeee you? [img]smile.gif[/img] lioness hunts around the house, waving blueprints Leafy! I'm putting an addition onto my baseball stadium, I'm afraid it will be over your current garden...oops, sorry, no other place for it. [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/angelwings.gif[/img] Just to let you know, the bulldozers should be here any minute now... [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

07-12-2002, 02:52 PM	#20
TAOWolf White Dragon Join Date: December 1, 2001 Location: Mountains of Arkansas, US Posts: 1,887	Thanks Nebbers!!! "Uh......Deiter?" She points to the plant Nebbers handed him.. "you might wanna throw that!!" Spies an Oak Tree in the middle of the yard.... "Lioness!!!! This tree STAYS!! PLEASE!!" __________________ May the moon always shine upon your face, and your imagination soar to the heavens.... Chan ann leis a’chiad bhuille thuiteas a’chraobh.

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07-12-2002, 02:05 PM	#11
TAOWolf White Dragon Join Date: December 1, 2001 Location: Mountains of Arkansas, US Posts: 1,887	She flashes her silver eyes at Deiter charmingly, and smiles....... "I am a Druidess, and as you can see by my sig, I am the offical dancing Druid........do you have need for some ritual dancing to help the gardens grow??"

07-12-2002, 02:16 PM	#12
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	Waits patiently for some help at the front desk See's a druid walk up behind me "Oh why hello ma'am!! Whats your name?"

07-12-2002, 02:20 PM	#13
Deiter Leafblade Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 1, 2001 Location: Somewhere Age: 38 Posts: 934	"As long as the yard doesn't turn into the Amazon." Done mowing the yard and puting the mower back into the garage; Deiter grabs a shovel and tries to kill the man eating plants Neb planted awhile back.

07-12-2002, 02:39 PM	#15
Deiter Leafblade Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 1, 2001 Location: Somewhere Age: 38 Posts: 934	The killer plants ate his shovel. "Holy dirt clods!" Deiter goes back to the garage to get his leafblower/grenade launcher. "This should teach 'em!" Everyone sees the gardener shoot grenades at the plants.... Only to have them chucked back at him! Explosives are going off everywhere. [ 07-12-2002, 02:40 PM: Message edited by: Deiter Leafblade ]

07-12-2002, 02:43 PM	#16
TAOWolf White Dragon Join Date: December 1, 2001 Location: Mountains of Arkansas, US Posts: 1,887	Ducks to the ground, and throws a rowan carved rune at the plants, which promptly eat it...........she crawls over to Dieter amidst the explosions laughing........ the plants turn decidedly more green, and look like they are ready to hurl....... [ 07-12-2002, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: TAOWolf ]

07-12-2002, 02:48 PM	#18
Deiter Leafblade Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 1, 2001 Location: Somewhere Age: 38 Posts: 934	He looks over at the laughing Kaylisa. "I was...well...erm..." Shakeing his head he starts to clean up the bomb shells. Thats when he sees Lioness running towards him with blueprints. "BULLDOZERS?! Not in MY garden" [ 07-12-2002, 02:51 PM: Message edited by: Deiter Leafblade ]

07-12-2002, 02:50 PM	#19
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	Neb hands Deiter a potted plant, "Sorry about your garden being removed, you can care for this now." The boy runs away with an evil grin, not having told the gardener that the plant becomes a horrible flesh-eating plant when it's a full moon. "Sir G, you don't have to do anything, just sign this contract. And don't bother reading the fine print, it just says that you have to be my slave forever. Welcome to the household, Tao!"

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