Return of the Gardener.....

Neb · 07-12-2002, 09:46 AM

This is Dragonmage's old adoptions thread, feel free to join in, we're hoping that it might live again now that we have the mad gardener back amongst us. C'mon kids of DM, we've got someone to torture! [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img]

Adoptees:
Neb
Seph
Kaz
Aelia
Adam Warlock - all growed up now. :S
250
Lioness
Avatar
Balrogbane
Axil

Adult 'Supervision':
Momma Breanna - Keeper of the House of Ironworks
Uncle Hiram - Keeper of the Cheetohs
Odd Uncle Mouse - Scary Bedtime Story and performer of other sundry bizarre acts
Gramma Bili - Spoiler of Children
Auntie Silver Cheetah - Honorary title as she's not checked in here yet.

Personal Servants:

Ramon^3: Kaz's for tutoring in German Accent and Purring
Absynthe: Mine and Silver Cheetah's new Toy

Rules for adoption:

You must be polite to your elders(Especially Neb if you're younger than him.).
You must be respectful of others.
You must be responsible and considerate.
You must be mature, yet still know how to have fun.

You must measure up to these high standards, or you can apply for positions in the household:

Dishwasher
Cook - Kaz (we shall be infamous chef's! )
Upstairs Maid
Downstairs Maid
James the Butler - Legolas
Chauffer
Private Tutor in the Art of Fingersmithing - Lucre
Insane, Mad and Child Hating Gardener - Deiter Leafblade
Security Specialist - Elif Godson
Security Assistant - Barb
Family Protector - Sir Exxon
Martial Arts Instructor - Sensai Tenk
Dog Walker - Lioness
Catbox Tender - Jerome
Music Teacher w/PhD in Metallica - Madman-Rogovich
Official Party Crasher - Tiamat
Sword Trainer for the children - Sir Byronas
Dancing Librarian - Sir Regin

Other positions may be available - present your resume to the front desk and I'll look it over. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Neb · 07-12-2002, 09:48 AM

Neb was out in the garden, boredly frying ants with his magnifying glass when he heard a noise that he hadn't heard in a long time, a noise that he was happy was back once more...... The sound of a gardener and his lawnmower.

[ 07-12-2002, 09:48 AM: Message edited by: Neb ]

Lioness · 07-12-2002, 11:42 AM

Lioness, happily fiddling with her LotR figurines, perks up as she heaqrs a strange sound from the garden...it..it couldn't be??? A...lawnmower!

Grinning, she catapulted down the stairs and outside to find Nebly.

Sir Goulum · 07-12-2002, 12:00 PM

Pardon me, Sir.....I'd like to know where the front desk is!

Deiter Leafblade · 07-12-2002, 12:39 PM

Deiter parks the lawnmower in the garage. He sees Neb and Lioness and is glad to see them. Sure, they duct taped him up and other weird stuff, but it was fun. But you'll never hear him admit that.

He grabs his weed wacker and attacks the weed growing on the side of the house.

Neb · 07-12-2002, 12:54 PM

Neb smiles cheerfully at the sight of the newly mowed lawn. Then he sows extra grass and weeds in it and adds some super-fertilizer. The place should be back to it's normal jungle-like state in a couple of hours. The boy then sees Sir Goulum looking for the front desk, "Heya dude, looking for a job? Or to be adopted?"

Deiter Leafblade · 07-12-2002, 01:09 PM

Deiter looks over to yard to see that huge weeds are everywhere. "What the???" Then he sees Neb walk away grinning. "Those little...*grumbles* "Ya'll asked for this!" Deiter runs to garage and hops onto the lawnmower/tank and starts to mow. He pushes a button on his lawnmower/tank and a force field surrounds the yard. The gardner grins foolishly as he mows.

Sir Goulum · 07-12-2002, 01:29 PM

"I'd love to be adopted if possible, sir! What do I hafta do?"

TAOWolf · 07-12-2002, 01:37 PM

*wandering thru the front gardens, she comes to the side of the house*

"Hello? I'd like to know where the front desk is, to apply for a job"
"Oh, and btw, do you have any oak trees?"

[ 07-12-2002, 01:37 PM: Message edited by: TAOWolf ]

Deiter Leafblade · 07-12-2002, 01:51 PM

Deiter stops his mowing and looks at TAOwolf suspiciously."The front desk is through that door." He points over at the front door of the house. "Why oak trees?" He gives her another suspicious look.

07-12-2002, 11:42 AM	#3
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 37 Posts: 5,837	Lioness, happily fiddling with her LotR figurines, perks up as she heaqrs a strange sound from the garden...it..it couldn't be??? A...lawnmower! Grinning, she catapulted down the stairs and outside to find Nebly. __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

07-12-2002, 01:37 PM	#9
TAOWolf White Dragon Join Date: December 1, 2001 Location: Mountains of Arkansas, US Posts: 1,887	wandering thru the front gardens, she comes to the side of the house "Hello? I'd like to know where the front desk is, to apply for a job" "Oh, and btw, do you have any oak trees?" [ 07-12-2002, 01:37 PM: Message edited by: TAOWolf ] __________________ May the moon always shine upon your face, and your imagination soar to the heavens.... Chan ann leis a’chiad bhuille thuiteas a’chraobh.

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07-12-2002, 09:46 AM	#1
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	This is Dragonmage's old adoptions thread, feel free to join in, we're hoping that it might live again now that we have the mad gardener back amongst us. C'mon kids of DM, we've got someone to torture! [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img] Adoptees: Neb Seph Kaz Aelia Adam Warlock - all growed up now. :S 250 Lioness Avatar Balrogbane Axil Adult 'Supervision': Momma Breanna - Keeper of the House of Ironworks Uncle Hiram - Keeper of the Cheetohs Odd Uncle Mouse - Scary Bedtime Story and performer of other sundry bizarre acts Gramma Bili - Spoiler of Children Auntie Silver Cheetah - Honorary title as she's not checked in here yet. Personal Servants: Ramon^3: Kaz's for tutoring in German Accent and Purring Absynthe: Mine and Silver Cheetah's new Toy Rules for adoption: You must be polite to your elders(Especially Neb if you're younger than him.). You must be respectful of others. You must be responsible and considerate. You must be mature, yet still know how to have fun. You must measure up to these high standards, or you can apply for positions in the household: Dishwasher Cook - Kaz (we shall be infamous chef's! ) Upstairs Maid Downstairs Maid James the Butler - Legolas Chauffer Private Tutor in the Art of Fingersmithing - Lucre Insane, Mad and Child Hating Gardener - Deiter Leafblade Security Specialist - Elif Godson Security Assistant - Barb Family Protector - Sir Exxon Martial Arts Instructor - Sensai Tenk Dog Walker - Lioness Catbox Tender - Jerome Music Teacher w/PhD in Metallica - Madman-Rogovich Official Party Crasher - Tiamat Sword Trainer for the children - Sir Byronas Dancing Librarian - Sir Regin Other positions may be available - present your resume to the front desk and I'll look it over. [img]smile.gif[/img]

07-12-2002, 09:48 AM	#2
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	Neb was out in the garden, boredly frying ants with his magnifying glass when he heard a noise that he hadn't heard in a long time, a noise that he was happy was back once more...... The sound of a gardener and his lawnmower. [ 07-12-2002, 09:48 AM: Message edited by: Neb ]

07-12-2002, 12:00 PM	#4
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	Pardon me, Sir.....I'd like to know where the front desk is!

07-12-2002, 12:39 PM	#5
Deiter Leafblade Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 1, 2001 Location: Somewhere Age: 38 Posts: 934	Deiter parks the lawnmower in the garage. He sees Neb and Lioness and is glad to see them. Sure, they duct taped him up and other weird stuff, but it was fun. But you'll never hear him admit that. He grabs his weed wacker and attacks the weed growing on the side of the house.

07-12-2002, 12:54 PM	#6
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	Neb smiles cheerfully at the sight of the newly mowed lawn. Then he sows extra grass and weeds in it and adds some super-fertilizer. The place should be back to it's normal jungle-like state in a couple of hours. The boy then sees Sir Goulum looking for the front desk, "Heya dude, looking for a job? Or to be adopted?"

07-12-2002, 01:09 PM	#7
Deiter Leafblade Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 1, 2001 Location: Somewhere Age: 38 Posts: 934	Deiter looks over to yard to see that huge weeds are everywhere. "What the???" Then he sees Neb walk away grinning. "Those little...grumbles "Ya'll asked for this!" Deiter runs to garage and hops onto the lawnmower/tank and starts to mow. He pushes a button on his lawnmower/tank and a force field surrounds the yard. The gardner grins foolishly as he mows.

07-12-2002, 01:29 PM	#8
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	"I'd love to be adopted if possible, sir! What do I hafta do?"

07-12-2002, 01:51 PM	#10
Deiter Leafblade Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 1, 2001 Location: Somewhere Age: 38 Posts: 934	Deiter stops his mowing and looks at TAOwolf suspiciously."The front desk is through that door." He points over at the front door of the house. "Why oak trees?" He gives her another suspicious look.

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