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02-12-2002, 06:30 AM
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Baaz Draconian
 Join Date: December 4, 2001
Location: Denmark
Age: 52
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Yeah I know this is the Book, Movie & TVShow forum but still...
Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows on my PC, I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows CD. Too my astonishment and distress he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned it on. I was upset because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold and it seemed to have become thicker and heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw a inscription, in lines finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth: 4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C20 4F6E65204F5320746F 2066696E64207468656D2C0D0A4F6E65204F5320746F206272 696E67207468656D20 616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062 696E64207468656D 'I cannot read the fiery letters,' I said. 'No,' he said, 'but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:' One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
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02-12-2002, 03:37 PM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: March 31, 2001
Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine.
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That's terrible!
We have to throw the cd back into the flames in which it was forged! |
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02-12-2002, 05:48 PM
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White Dragon
  Join Date: April 1, 2001
Location: UK
Age: 45
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Yeesss... Windows cannot be removed by any uninstallshield that we here possess.
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02-12-2002, 09:41 PM
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The Magister
 Join Date: January 31, 2002
Location: USA
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I always said Microsoft was the earthly arm of Satan.
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02-22-2002, 07:56 PM
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Silver Dragon
  Join Date: March 14, 2001
Location: Agharti. Mountains of Madness
Posts: 1,673
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Very odd, but in the spirit of the film, does he have a beard?
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02-22-2002, 10:32 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Midlands, South Carolina
Age: 49
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~Falling out of my chair laughing!!!~
Thanks for sharing that! It was very well thought up! Hehehehehe |
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