WW Limericks!

Scronan · 04-09-2001, 01:04 PM

Hail!

My strange attempt at WW poetry gave rise to a new idea!

WW Limericks! *whistles with glee*

Everyone give it your best shot! I'll start with a few:

The Toad Thief

There once was a young Toad named Mekdawa,
Who stole an Uber horse from Vahalla.

He rode fast like the wind,
Chasing Toad maidens with sin.

Which caused poor Shinwiki to holler.

The Dirty Old Rat

Scanthril is a dirty old rat,
Who lives with a muderous pact.

Guard your ale and your life,
As well as your wife,

Or you may find a knife in your back!

The Great Mage

Sebastio the mage was quite wise
His voice carried high to the skies.

Never closed was his mouth,
Greater than the winds that blew South.

Tis'said he's an air elemental in disguise

Any takers?

Scronan.

Xignal · 04-09-2001, 01:37 PM

Boogre Brew, what's da price?
It's 5 shiny thingies, ain't dat nice!
Gonna burp, belch 'n pass,
Whadda ya mean? Oh, yeah, gas.
'N boogre brew also kills lice!

There once was a lich named Gez,
His life, a sad story, he sez.
But, old sorcerer, be of good cheer,
There's a way out of here!
Just mouth off to a skull in hi-rez!

Rick

Wyvern · 04-09-2001, 02:10 PM

hehehehe

skywalker · 04-09-2001, 06:16 PM

Limerick For Rethpian

There once was a dwarf named Rethpian,
Who spent all his time in a Crypt Dungeon,
They call him a Stout,
Who eats rats, tail to snout,
He won't leave, lost his keys, he's not budging!

I submitted this a while ago and thought I'd post it here, again!

Mark

AliCat · 04-09-2001, 09:16 PM

Okay, guys, here's another one (if it stinks, I'll just say that my bard wrote it):

There once was a statue of Kerah
Whose tush hung out there in the air-ah!
She's such goodness and light,
But Oh! What a sight!
Take a peek of behind, it won't scare ya!

And yes, I meant the "of" instead of "from" in the last line!

AliCat

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Wyvern · 04-09-2001, 10:57 PM

LOL!!!!

Sazerac · 04-09-2001, 11:20 PM

There once was a Mantrap named Hugh,
Of ladies, he had quite a few!
A sphinx and a statue
A crab just to grab you,
Who knows who's the next one he'll do?

(The 4th line will be explained in an upcoming Gael Serran Examiner. Watch for it!)

-Sazerac

Scronan · 04-09-2001, 11:57 PM

More! More! Keep em comin!

Scronan

Here's one for you Wyv...sorry...I had to have it rhyme....

There once was a nice young Wyvern
Who tended to be very stern
Green eyes and large wings
She knows many things
Watch out or yer arse she will burn

Scronan

04-09-2001, 01:04 PM	#1
Scronan Zhentarim Guard Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 315	Hail! My strange attempt at WW poetry gave rise to a new idea! WW Limericks! whistles with glee Everyone give it your best shot! I'll start with a few: The Toad Thief There once was a young Toad named Mekdawa, Who stole an Uber horse from Vahalla. He rode fast like the wind, Chasing Toad maidens with sin. Which caused poor Shinwiki to holler. The Dirty Old Rat Scanthril is a dirty old rat, Who lives with a muderous pact. Guard your ale and your life, As well as your wife, Or you may find a knife in your back! The Great Mage Sebastio the mage was quite wise His voice carried high to the skies. Never closed was his mouth, Greater than the winds that blew South. Tis'said he's an air elemental in disguise Any takers? Scronan.

04-09-2001, 01:37 PM	#2
Xignal Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: February 27, 2001 Location: Kansas City Posts: 613	Boogre Brew, what's da price? It's 5 shiny thingies, ain't dat nice! Gonna burp, belch 'n pass, Whadda ya mean? Oh, yeah, gas. 'N boogre brew also kills lice! There once was a lich named Gez, His life, a sad story, he sez. But, old sorcerer, be of good cheer, There's a way out of here! Just mouth off to a skull in hi-rez! Rick

04-09-2001, 02:10 PM	#3
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	hehehehe

04-09-2001, 06:16 PM	#4
skywalker Banned User Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: VT, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,097	Limerick For Rethpian There once was a dwarf named Rethpian, Who spent all his time in a Crypt Dungeon, They call him a Stout, Who eats rats, tail to snout, He won't leave, lost his keys, he's not budging! I submitted this a while ago and thought I'd post it here, again! Mark

04-09-2001, 09:16 PM	#5
AliCat Drow Warrior Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Waynesboro, VA, USA Posts: 255	Okay, guys, here's another one (if it stinks, I'll just say that my bard wrote it): There once was a statue of Kerah Whose tush hung out there in the air-ah! She's such goodness and light, But Oh! What a sight! Take a peek of behind, it won't scare ya! And yes, I meant the "of" instead of "from" in the last line! AliCat ------------------ Check out the Wizards and Warriors Story Archive at http://www.seastop.com/ww.htm

04-09-2001, 10:57 PM	#6
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	LOL!!!!

04-09-2001, 11:20 PM	#7
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	There once was a Mantrap named Hugh, Of ladies, he had quite a few! A sphinx and a statue A crab just to grab you, Who knows who's the next one he'll do? (The 4th line will be explained in an upcoming Gael Serran Examiner. Watch for it!) -Sazerac

04-09-2001, 11:57 PM	#8
Scronan Zhentarim Guard Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 315	More! More! Keep em comin! Scronan Here's one for you Wyv...sorry...I had to have it rhyme.... There once was a nice young Wyvern Who tended to be very stern Green eyes and large wings She knows many things Watch out or yer arse she will burn Scronan

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