Hail!

My strange attempt at WW poetry gave rise to a new idea!

WW Limericks! *whistles with glee*

Everyone give it your best shot! I'll start with a few:

The Toad Thief

There once was a young Toad named Mekdawa,
Who stole an Uber horse from Vahalla.

He rode fast like the wind,
Chasing Toad maidens with sin.

Which caused poor Shinwiki to holler.


The Dirty Old Rat

Scanthril is a dirty old rat,
Who lives with a muderous pact.

Guard your ale and your life,
As well as your wife,

Or you may find a knife in your back!


The Great Mage

Sebastio the mage was quite wise
His voice carried high to the skies.

Never closed was his mouth,
Greater than the winds that blew South.

Tis'said he's an air elemental in disguise


Any takers? http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...iles/smile.gif

Scronan.

Boogre Brew, what's da price?
It's 5 shiny thingies, ain't dat nice!
Gonna burp, belch 'n pass,
Whadda ya mean? Oh, yeah, gas.
'N boogre brew also kills lice!

There once was a lich named Gez,
His life, a sad story, he sez.
But, old sorcerer, be of good cheer,
There's a way out of here!
Just mouth off to a skull in hi-rez!

Rick

hehehehe

Limerick For Rethpian

There once was a dwarf named Rethpian,
Who spent all his time in a Crypt Dungeon,
They call him a Stout,
Who eats rats, tail to snout,
He won't leave, lost his keys, he's not budging!

I submitted this a while ago and thought I'd post it here, again!

Mark

Okay, guys, here's another one (if it stinks, I'll just say that my bard wrote it):

There once was a statue of Kerah
Whose tush hung out there in the air-ah!
She's such goodness and light,
But Oh! What a sight!
Take a peek of behind, it won't scare ya!

And yes, I meant the "of" instead of "from" in the last line! http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...miles/wink.gif

AliCat

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LOL!!!!

There once was a Mantrap named Hugh,
Of ladies, he had quite a few!
A sphinx and a statue
A crab just to grab you,
Who knows who's the next one he'll do?

(The 4th line will be explained in an upcoming Gael Serran Examiner. Watch for it!)

-Sazerac

More! More! Keep em comin! http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...iles/smile.gif

Scronan

Here's one for you Wyv...sorry...I had to have it rhyme....http://www.tgeweb.com/ironworks/cgi-...iles/smile.gif

There once was a nice young Wyvern
Who tended to be very stern
Green eyes and large wings
She knows many things
Watch out or yer arse she will burn

Scronan