Winning today's stupid award....

[Luvian]

Originally posted by Harkoliar: just to let you know, i did watch or read somewhere those pumps dont work.. except making your pecker miserable.

Actually someone I know got one years ago and he did get bigger. The pills don't work, I read that in a column, but the pump apparently does.

[ZFR]

obviously the two of you click on too much of the spam you receive

[Luvian]

Originally posted by ZFR: obviously the two of you click on too much of the spam you receive

How can I resist opening an email called "Fwd: Fwd:" ? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

But seriously, I've seen the before/after.

[Bungleau]

Ya know, Luvian, there are some details about your life that could remain a secret....

[Bungleau]

In an update, all charges have been dropped. Apparently, he said "pump", not "bomb", and he whispered it so Momma wouldn't overhear.

Details here.

All charges dropped in penis pump case Wed Sep 13, 10:42 PM ET CHICAGO - Prosecutors dropped all charges Wednesday against a man who claimed an airport security guard misheard him when she thought he'd said a sexual device in his backpack actually was a bomb. Mardin Amin, who appeared in a Cook County circuit court Wednesday morning, has said he actually told the female security guard at O'Hare International Airport last month that the small, black object was a "pump" — as in a penis pump. Prosecutors chose to follow the lead of the Transportation Safety Administration, which recently concluded that the matter did not warrant prosecution, said Cook County state's attorney spokesman John Gorman. Amin, 29, of Skokie, had been charged with felony disorderly conduct and faced up to three years in prison if convicted. His attorney, Eileen O'Neill-Burke, did not immediately return a message Wednesday seeking comment. She explained earlier that her client was embarrassed to explain the object to the security guard in front of his mother, who was traveling with him — so he whispered. The guard misunderstood, and thought he had said "bomb," O'Neill-Burke said. The attorney added that Amin, an Iraqi, has a thick accent and she herself had trouble understanding him until he brought the pump to her office. She said she recently learned Arabic speakers sometimes have trouble distinguishing "p" and "b" sounds.

So just like your grade school teachers may have told you, it's important to e-nun-ci-ate [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Lavindathar]

Silly man lol.

But it's not as important as punctuation. Thats a matter of life and death. I have examples!

[Harkoliar]

lol Bump (Bomb) and Pump.. geez