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Bungleau 08-23-2006 11:08 PM

As posted on Yahoo news...

Quote:


CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.



I don't think this crosses TOS boundaries, but keep your comments on this side, please...

I guess this means that a year in prison is less difficult than having to explain to Momma that you want a little "help"... ;)

[ 08-24-2006, 09:10 AM: Message edited by: Bungleau ]

johnny 08-23-2006 11:27 PM

It all depends on who exactly momma is. And is she packing ? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Sever 08-24-2006 06:38 AM

Lol! I think three years is a bit harsh. I know airport security is no laughing matter these days, but still.

Harkoliar 08-24-2006 07:27 AM

i read about it.. now he is both jailed and humiliated.. he could have just said something else besides a bomb.. sheesh

Vaskez 08-24-2006 08:46 AM

still seems well-harsh since he didnt actually do anything illegal

Bungleau 08-24-2006 09:11 AM

Joking about bombs and such at security points like that is a crime. So even though he didn't have a bomb, joking about it is just as much an issue.

Similar to crying "Fire!" in a crowded theater...

Vaskez 08-24-2006 09:21 AM

yeah true, I guess causing panic is a crime, I just figured, no one would believe him that it was a bomb. Lmao @ penis pump though

Stratos 08-24-2006 09:34 AM

Yeah, if he get convicted he'll spend the coming three years getting pumped by penises.

Edit: I wonder if the above statement broke the TOS... :embarrassed:

[ 08-24-2006, 09:36 AM: Message edited by: Stratos ]

Kakero 08-24-2006 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bungleau:
Joking about bombs and such at security points like that is a crime. So even though he didn't have a bomb, joking about it is just as much an issue.

Similar to crying "Fire!" in a crowded theater...

Quite similar to shouting "Tsunami!" at my place as well.

Harkoliar 08-24-2006 11:05 PM

just to let you know, i did watch or read somewhere those pumps dont work.. except making your pecker miserable. ;)


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