Most ridiculous lyrics in a song you've heard - Page 2

Tancred · 01-22-2002, 08:39 PM

Oh, gawd... a friend of mine played a load of stuff he found on Napster a while ago, including a gangsta rap about, of all things, Chewbacca of Star Wars fame. Can't remember it all, but the Chorus still sticks in my mind as the most inspiredly absurd piece of music ever...

'I am CHEWBACCA!
I am a WOOKIE!
I fix the ROBOTS!
I fight the EMPIRE!
Don't you ANNOY ME!
I'm EIGHT FEET TALL!
I'll rip your ARMS OFF!
I'll kill your FRIENDS!'

Jorath Calar · 01-23-2002, 05:01 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Solomon:
Jorath, not that I should know this, or am proud of it, but the line is "guilty feet have got no rhythm."

It's still stupid, but makes a little more sense, no?

If I were you I wouldn't have told anyone... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Grojlach · 01-23-2002, 06:49 AM

Tinky Winky!
Dipsy!
La La!
PO!

Teletubbies! Teletubbies!
Say.. er... oh!
EH OH!

...Need I say more?

Campino · 01-23-2002, 03:05 PM

How about:You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals,
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel?

These "great" lyrics were written by the Bloodhound-gang.
Quite funny the first time,but after that......

Lord Killjoy · 01-24-2002, 12:31 PM

Pretty much any song aired on MTV since about 1998

Lord Killjoy

Sir ReGiN · 01-24-2002, 01:14 PM

*Hit me baby one more time*
- Britney Spears

Yorick · 01-24-2002, 02:58 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Barry the Sprout:
I don't think anything beats pretty much the whole of OK Computer by Radiohead. Sections of which are:

Would you please stop the noise I'm trying to get some rest,
From all the unborn chicken voices in my head,
What's that? WHAT'S THAT??!!

Later on it has:

Karma Police, arrest this man,
He talks in maths, he buzzes like a fridge,
He's like a detuned radio oh,

Or possibly "Life in a Glasshouse" on Amnesiac:

Once again, we are hungry for a lynching,
Packed like frozen food and battery heads,
Don't talk politics and don't throw stones,
But I repeat myself,
Well of course I'd like to stick around and chat,
Well of course I'd like to stay and chew the fat,

Radiohead truly are the band for weird indecipherable lyrics.

Hey come on! Those are brilliant lyrics. In character, playing around with unusual similes and making biting social commentary.

The "what's that" line is superb! Very funny and dramatically relevent to the character.

Many hail Radiohead as one of the most groundbreaking acts around Barry.

I think the old quote "taste is the enemy of art" is mightily approriate here.

That said.......If we're going to have a go at lyrics let's look at "Don't tell my heart, my achey breaky heart."

Tormentor · 01-24-2002, 04:59 PM

any lyrics by slipknot / limp bizkit / linkin' park (damn stop yer whining about yer fakish emotions) and hiphop / r&b lyrics too....

Tormentor · 01-24-2002, 05:04 PM

oh and much black/death metal lyrics too, but i love listening to them [img]smile.gif[/img] , but deicide's and satyricon's lyrics rule!...

Killing Spree · 01-24-2002, 05:12 PM

Ricky Martin with my ex-military grandfather in the car was rather classic.

Eh... Worst lyrics would probably be O-Town's "Every Six Seconds". That song is downright embarassing. Those boys should get through puberty before thinking of serious singing careers.

01-22-2002, 08:39 PM	#11
Tancred White Dragon Join Date: April 1, 2001 Location: UK Age: 45 Posts: 1,893	Oh, gawd... a friend of mine played a load of stuff he found on Napster a while ago, including a gangsta rap about, of all things, Chewbacca of Star Wars fame. Can't remember it all, but the Chorus still sticks in my mind as the most inspiredly absurd piece of music ever... 'I am CHEWBACCA! I am a WOOKIE! I fix the ROBOTS! I fight the EMPIRE! Don't you ANNOY ME! I'm EIGHT FEET TALL! I'll rip your ARMS OFF! I'll kill your FRIENDS!' __________________ \"HELP! I\'ve superglued myself to a flaming bowling ball!\"

01-23-2002, 05:01 AM	#12
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	quote: Originally posted by Solomon: Jorath, not that I should know this, or am proud of it, but the line is "guilty feet have got no rhythm." It's still stupid, but makes a little more sense, no? If I were you I wouldn't have told anyone... [img]smile.gif[/img]

01-23-2002, 06:49 AM	#13
Grojlach Zartan Join Date: May 2, 2001 Location: Ulpia Noviomagus Batavorum Age: 44 Posts: 5,281	Tinky Winky! Dipsy! La La! PO! Teletubbies! Teletubbies! Say.. er... oh! EH OH! ...Need I say more? __________________ [url]\"http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/Grobbel/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://www.denness.net/rpi/username/Grobbel\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

01-23-2002, 03:05 PM	#14
Campino Avatar Join Date: November 12, 2001 Location: Netherlands Age: 56 Posts: 522	How about:You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel? These "great" lyrics were written by the Bloodhound-gang. Quite funny the first time,but after that...... __________________

01-24-2002, 12:31 PM	#15
Lord Killjoy Manshoon Join Date: January 17, 2002 Location: Balmora Age: 49 Posts: 167	Pretty much any song aired on MTV since about 1998 Lord Killjoy __________________ Lord Killjoy<br />Lord Killjoy\'s Graphics

01-24-2002, 01:14 PM	#16
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 43 Posts: 2,563	Hit me baby one more time - Britney Spears

01-24-2002, 02:58 PM	#17
Yorick Very Mad Bird Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Breukelen (over the river from New Amsterdam) Age: 53 Posts: 9,246	quote: Originally posted by Barry the Sprout: I don't think anything beats pretty much the whole of OK Computer by Radiohead. Sections of which are: Would you please stop the noise I'm trying to get some rest, From all the unborn chicken voices in my head, What's that? WHAT'S THAT??!! Later on it has: Karma Police, arrest this man, He talks in maths, he buzzes like a fridge, He's like a detuned radio oh, Or possibly "Life in a Glasshouse" on Amnesiac: Once again, we are hungry for a lynching, Packed like frozen food and battery heads, Don't talk politics and don't throw stones, But I repeat myself, Well of course I'd like to stick around and chat, Well of course I'd like to stay and chew the fat, Radiohead truly are the band for weird indecipherable lyrics. Hey come on! Those are brilliant lyrics. In character, playing around with unusual similes and making biting social commentary. The "what's that" line is superb! Very funny and dramatically relevent to the character. Many hail Radiohead as one of the most groundbreaking acts around Barry. I think the old quote "taste is the enemy of art" is mightily approriate here. That said.......If we're going to have a go at lyrics let's look at "Don't tell my heart, my achey breaky heart." __________________ http://www.hughwilson.com

01-24-2002, 04:59 PM	#18
Tormentor Manshoon Join Date: January 13, 2002 Location: The Netherlands Age: 43 Posts: 202	any lyrics by slipknot / limp bizkit / linkin' park (damn stop yer whining about yer fakish emotions) and hiphop / r&b lyrics too....

01-24-2002, 05:04 PM	#19
Tormentor Manshoon Join Date: January 13, 2002 Location: The Netherlands Age: 43 Posts: 202	oh and much black/death metal lyrics too, but i love listening to them [img]smile.gif[/img] , but deicide's and satyricon's lyrics rule!...

01-24-2002, 05:12 PM	#20
Killing Spree Mephistopheles Join Date: July 11, 2001 Location: The Ashes Age: 37 Posts: 1,427	Ricky Martin with my ex-military grandfather in the car was rather classic. Eh... Worst lyrics would probably be O-Town's "Every Six Seconds". That song is downright embarassing. Those boys should get through puberty before thinking of serious singing careers. __________________ We rock because it\'s us against them.

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