I don't know if it's the most ridiculous but this one goes a long way

I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feelings got no rythm

Its from careless whisper by George Michael, me and my friend got hernia we laughed so hard when we first heard it... (well we were drunk... [img]smile.gif[/img] )

Can anyone top that?

'Wave your hands in the air, like you just don't care'

That is truly one of the worst I have ever heard - and the terrible thing is, so many artists/groups use it in their songs, it is probably the most overused phrase of all time. Whenever I hear it I first slap my forehead, then turn the offending piece of audio equipment off [img]smile.gif[/img]

"Whoa-ma lilly wha-wha bibby bobba wue-law oh yeah" Joe Walsh begining of "Meadows" or "Stonewall"

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That annoying song 'doo wah diddy, diddy dum diddy doo' is pretty annoying and stupid.

Hate Ann Lee's song two times: "two times "garbled noises" (So bad I won't postit here)...

Control, by Puddle of Mudd
I thought it was pretty damn good till I started listening closely to the lyrics.."I love the way you spank my ass"
:eek: [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]
Eeaaughh..

Oh and everything in the Bloodhound Gang's Three Point One Four is stupid. But funny. And so is Afroman's But I got High..

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I don't think anything beats pretty much the whole of OK Computer by Radiohead. Sections of which are:

Would you please stop the noise I'm trying to get some rest,
From all the unborn chicken voices in my head,
What's that? WHAT'S THAT??!!

Later on it has:

Karma Police, arrest this man,
He talks in maths, he buzzes like a fridge,
He's like a detuned radio oh,

Or possibly "Life in a Glasshouse" on Amnesiac:

Once again, we are hungry for a lynching,
Packed like frozen food and battery heads,
Don't talk politics and don't throw stones,
But I repeat myself,
Well of course I'd like to stick around and chat,
Well of course I'd like to stay and chew the fat,

Radiohead truly are the band for weird indecipherable lyrics.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
That annoying song 'doo wah diddy, diddy dum diddy doo' is pretty annoying and stupid.<hr></blockquote>
I hate that song too. It's totally stupid!

Jorath, not that I should know this, or am proud of it, but the line is "guilty feet have got no rhythm."

It's still stupid, but makes a little more sense, no?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lifetime:
Control, by Puddle of Mudd
I thought it was pretty damn good till I started listening closely to the lyrics.."I love the way you spank my ass"
:eek: [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]
Eeaaughh..

Oh and everything in the Bloodhound Gang's Three Point One Four is stupid. But funny. And so is Afroman's But I got High..

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I have to agree, that song sucks! First time I heard it I cliked it right off, still do.
How about Def Leopard- I'm hot, sticky, and sweet, from my head down to my feet.....Make me GAG