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Which is better to eat; an Author or a Bookworm?
. . . . . oouuh the suspense.. . . . The Bookworm! 'cos Reader digest, writers cramp. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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07-03-2005, 09:26 AM
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Gold Dragon
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I heard that one before, but about a man reading Readers Digest and a man reading a different magazine (can't remember which one)
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07-03-2005, 09:29 AM
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Elite Waterdeep Guard
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Yeah, I couldn't remember it exactly either but you get the idea anyway.
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07-03-2005, 11:50 AM
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07-03-2005, 12:26 PM
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Two cannibals went on holiday together. When they returned home one had only one leg and the other only had one arm....
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07-03-2005, 12:44 PM
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Okay here's a joke, a soccer related one: What do Manchester United have in common with a christmas cracker?
Answer: One yank and they fall apart!
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07-03-2005, 12:48 PM
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John Locke
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Er.... could you explain? Does the team fall apart if you take one player out or something? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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07-03-2005, 12:54 PM
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07-04-2005, 11:31 AM
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Two blondes are walking down the street. One blonde finds a little mirror, looks in it, again and again. Puzzled, she says to her friend, "I just know I`ve seen this face before!"
"Give it to me", says the other blonde. She looks in the mirror and says, "Of course, you silly! It`s me!!" |
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07-04-2005, 05:05 PM
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Ouch.
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