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07-24-2003, 02:25 PM
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Dungeon Master
 Join Date: September 21, 2002
Location: Norway
Age: 41
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One Line Groaners ......
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa. Hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb? She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment." What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? "Dam". What do the letters D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexics Association. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka. . . . and what kind of lettuce? Iceberg. The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left him. *groan* [img]tongue.gif[/img] Here's the site: http://maxpages.com/justsum1/One_Line_Groaners (lots of funny stuff) |
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07-24-2003, 02:30 PM
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 Join Date: June 5, 2002
Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana
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 ROFLMAO! Great and funny stuff you got there. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] for you!
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07-24-2003, 02:50 PM
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07-24-2003, 03:10 PM
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Location: Connecticut
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good times
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\"\'Fleshy, honey\' the paladin said, \'Yes, baby\' said the golem\"<br /><br />I have seen the others and I have discovered that this fight is not worth fighting<br /><br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[pimpser]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/pimpser.gif\" /> |
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07-24-2003, 03:16 PM
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Location: Utrecht The Netherlands
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[/QUOTE]Don't worry about it so much, some people have a really bad breath, so the taste wouldn't be that much different.
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07-24-2003, 03:18 PM
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07-24-2003, 05:30 PM
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