One Line Groaners ......

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa.

Hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam".

What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
National Dyslexics Association.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.
. . . and what kind of lettuce?
Iceberg.

The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
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Here's the site: http://maxpages.com/justsum1/One_Line_Groaners (lots of funny stuff)

:D ROFLMAO! Great and funny stuff you got there. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] for you!

Ewwwwww! I wish I had never read that one ;)

good times

Ewwwwww! I wish I had never read that one ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Don't worry about it so much, some people have a really bad breath, so the taste wouldn't be that much different. :D

My two favorites. :D

LOL, what a high maintenance girl. :D