DWARVEN THROWERS, The Lost Art

And so are you then

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[Grand-Ranger]

Originally posted by caleb: Yah but I used dark dwarfs to so it evens the karmic balance.......your dead under a pile of dark dwarfs so stop talking.

Thank you...clever idea


as for "brought humor tot he post"


My god?! The post was already humors whith a dwarf who thought he was god!

[caleb]

My thick skull modifyer allows me to survive impact with a catapulted dwarf.

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Welcome to hell.

[Neb]

There's a dwarf throwing contest over at the bar! Come on over and use your mighty dwarf throwing skills, we also have: Gnomes, Dark Dwarves, Halflings and Minotaurs(With Polymorph Other Scrolls so we can turn them into squirrels ).

[Leonidas]

I've been following this thread, and had a little idea from earlier pnp monsters. There was a monster that was conjured up from two other creatures. So I would like to conjure up the following for throwing:
A "MINI-TAUR"!
Small in stature, bearded, like dwarf.
6-8" horns, hooves on rear legs like a minotaur.
Gullible and flatulent like a gnome.
Can taunt and swear like a halfling on a bender.
Oh, BTW, since I am conjuring, little flaps of skin between fingers, toes, and under arms for greater distance.

The Ultimate Thrower!!!

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Be careful! I think it's a tr...

[Grand-Ranger]

Originally posted by Leonidas: I've been following this thread, and had a little idea from earlier pnp monsters. There was a monster that was conjured up from two other creatures. So I would like to conjure up the following for throwing: A "MINI-TAUR"! Small in stature, bearded, like dwarf. 6-8" horns, hooves on rear legs like a minotaur. Gullible and flatulent like a gnome. Can taunt and swear like a halfling on a bender. Oh, BTW, since I am conjuring, little flaps of skin between fingers, toes, and under arms for greater distance. The Ultimate Thrower!!!

I think you better say its bearded like a dwarf that is dirty and lives underground or *ahem* somone will through a fit

[RudeDawg]

LOLSFHDPSARLMSFLBP => LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FREAKING HARD DOCTOR PEPPER SPOOGED AROUND ROOM LIKE MONEY SHOT FROM LOW BUDGET PORNO



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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
and my girlfriends, Pamila and Pfil

Grand-Ranger. Shut Up

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[RudeDawg]

OK, OK

I'm stepping in now.

I am not a mod, so I have no real authority here. But...

I DID start this thread, for fun. If you've noticed,I haven't been posting for awhile now. As I've stated before, I'm an old vet at message boards, and I've had my FILL of flame-wars and trolls pissing on other people's threads.

ENOUGH !!! I'm sick of this. I started this thread for fun. I'm close to asking Memnoch or Ziroc to delete the whole damned thing. THIS IS NO LONGER FUN !

I'm asking everyone who has been here to do one thing. PLEASE. This thread is for the subject of DWARVEN THROWING, a fictional method of combat using the "little people" as ranged weapons. It is not for fighting, bickering, or pissing on each other. DO NOT POST IF IT IS OFF-TOPIC

Thanks You
The PissedDawg

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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
and my girlfriends, Pamila and Pfil

I did post some interesting stuff on topic and Grand-Ranger did not like it because I was using a dwarf to play practical jokes.

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