Joke

B_part · 12-04-2002, 06:49 AM

Remark: here in Italy it's cops who do stupid things, not blondes as in the USA...hope my translation wasn't too bad.

Two cops are talking about their hobbies:
"You know, when I am home at evening and I have nothing better to do, I like jigsaw puzzles"
"Puzzles? what are those?"
"Oh, it's a series of scrambled tiny pieces which fit together. you must match them exactly and a picture will come out"
"Oh, sounds interesting...I'll try it"
Some time later:
"Well, I have tried those jigsaw puzzles, but I couldn't accomlish nothing: those yellow pieces don't fit"
"yellow pieces??? what kind of puzzle did you buy???"
"I don't know. On the box it says Kellogg's Corn Flakes"

Finn · 12-04-2002, 09:31 AM

My friends and I once had the oportunity or rather the misfortune of riding in the back seat of a police patrol car in Roma, Italy. The cops were driving so fast weaving through the narrow streets that one of my friends nearly got carsick. Apart from the car ride, the officers were curtious and helpful and it was definitely a cool experience.

B_part · 12-04-2002, 09:59 AM

I guess fast driving isn't such a strange thing in Italy... unlike in the USA speed limits are there for show.
Anyway I am not saying cops are dumb, I am saying jokes depict them as such

/)eathKiller · 12-04-2002, 07:37 PM

My only run in with the law was when an MP found out the 3 on my lisence plate was an 8 that had been cut in half by a very lazy plate manufacturer...

T/-/alali · 12-04-2002, 07:45 PM

I have had no Run ins with the law ever and the weird part is we do alot of illegal stuff when we do road trips. [img]smile.gif[/img]

vampyress-of-shadows · 12-05-2002, 11:46 AM

the cops in the town i used to live in were pretty dumb. i ran away from home once a long time ago and we were playing hacky sack in front of the police station (wich is illegal there) and they never evenfound me they didn come out to tll us to stop or anything. prety dumb. i was talking to a cop andgave him my name with out thinking and he didn't even realize i was a run away.

Seraph · 12-05-2002, 12:07 PM

"playing hacky sack in front of the police station (wich is illegal there) and they never evenfound me they didn come out to tll us to stop or anything. prety dumb."

They probably didn't care.

12-04-2002, 06:49 AM	#1
B_part Quintesson Join Date: September 11, 2002 Location: Milan (Italy) Age: 44 Posts: 1,066	Remark: here in Italy it's cops who do stupid things, not blondes as in the USA...hope my translation wasn't too bad. Two cops are talking about their hobbies: "You know, when I am home at evening and I have nothing better to do, I like jigsaw puzzles" "Puzzles? what are those?" "Oh, it's a series of scrambled tiny pieces which fit together. you must match them exactly and a picture will come out" "Oh, sounds interesting...I'll try it" Some time later: "Well, I have tried those jigsaw puzzles, but I couldn't accomlish nothing: those yellow pieces don't fit" "yellow pieces??? what kind of puzzle did you buy???" "I don't know. On the box it says Kellogg's Corn Flakes" __________________ Never attribute to malice that which can be ascribed to sheer stupidity

12-04-2002, 09:31 AM	#2
Finn The Magister Join Date: October 14, 2002 Location: Asia Age: 48 Posts: 139	My friends and I once had the oportunity or rather the misfortune of riding in the back seat of a police patrol car in Roma, Italy. The cops were driving so fast weaving through the narrow streets that one of my friends nearly got carsick. Apart from the car ride, the officers were curtious and helpful and it was definitely a cool experience. __________________ <br /><br /> Finn\'s Animation Studios <br /> [url]\"http://www.geocities.com/fasfinn/\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.geocities.com/fasfinn/</a> <br /><br />Home of the 155mhz Pentium dinosaur.

12-04-2002, 09:59 AM	#3
B_part Quintesson Join Date: September 11, 2002 Location: Milan (Italy) Age: 44 Posts: 1,066	I guess fast driving isn't such a strange thing in Italy... unlike in the USA speed limits are there for show. Anyway I am not saying cops are dumb, I am saying jokes depict them as such __________________ Never attribute to malice that which can be ascribed to sheer stupidity

12-04-2002, 07:37 PM	#4
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 39 Posts: 6,043	My only run in with the law was when an MP found out the 3 on my lisence plate was an 8 that had been cut in half by a very lazy plate manufacturer... __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

12-04-2002, 07:45 PM	#5
T/-/alali Baaz Draconian Join Date: September 8, 2002 Location: Cornelius,NC Age: 37 Posts: 700	I have had no Run ins with the law ever and the weird part is we do alot of illegal stuff when we do road trips. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ I am the Ferret king, master of the hordes, allied to Someguy\'s mighty pinguins, we will soon rule the world!

12-05-2002, 11:46 AM	#6
vampyress-of-shadows Dungeon Master Join Date: November 4, 2002 Location: Home Age: 38 Posts: 57	the cops in the town i used to live in were pretty dumb. i ran away from home once a long time ago and we were playing hacky sack in front of the police station (wich is illegal there) and they never evenfound me they didn come out to tll us to stop or anything. prety dumb. i was talking to a cop andgave him my name with out thinking and he didn't even realize i was a run away. __________________ \"Das nigt ist mein Mantel und Blut ist mein Begleiter. Sie müssen den<br />Schatten folgen, um mich zu finden.\"<br /><br />~Follow The Shadows To Find Me~

12-05-2002, 12:07 PM	#7
Seraph Quintesson Join Date: September 12, 2001 Location: Ewing, NJ Age: 43 Posts: 1,079	"playing hacky sack in front of the police station (wich is illegal there) and they never evenfound me they didn come out to tll us to stop or anything. prety dumb." They probably didn't care.

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