Remark: here in Italy it's cops who do stupid things, not blondes as in the USA...hope my translation wasn't too bad.

Two cops are talking about their hobbies:
"You know, when I am home at evening and I have nothing better to do, I like jigsaw puzzles"
"Puzzles? what are those?"
"Oh, it's a series of scrambled tiny pieces which fit together. you must match them exactly and a picture will come out"
"Oh, sounds interesting...I'll try it"
Some time later:
"Well, I have tried those jigsaw puzzles, but I couldn't accomlish nothing: those yellow pieces don't fit"
"yellow pieces??? what kind of puzzle did you buy???"
"I don't know. On the box it says Kellogg's Corn Flakes"

<font color="yellow">My friends and I once had the oportunity or rather the misfortune of riding in the back seat of a police patrol car in Roma, Italy. The cops were driving so fast weaving through the narrow streets that one of my friends nearly got carsick. Apart from the car ride, the officers were curtious and helpful and it was definitely a cool experience. :D </font color>

I guess fast driving isn't such a strange thing in Italy... unlike in the USA speed limits are there for show.
Anyway I am not saying cops are dumb, I am saying jokes depict them as such

My only run in with the law was when an MP found out the 3 on my lisence plate was an 8 that had been cut in half by a very lazy plate manufacturer...

I have had no Run ins with the law ever and the weird part is we do alot of illegal stuff when we do road trips. [img]smile.gif[/img]

the cops in the town i used to live in were pretty dumb. i ran away from home once a long time ago and we were playing hacky sack in front of the police station (wich is illegal there) and they never evenfound me they didn come out to tll us to stop or anything. prety dumb. i was talking to a cop andgave him my name with out thinking and he didn't even realize i was a run away.

"playing hacky sack in front of the police station (wich is illegal there) and they never evenfound me they didn come out to tll us to stop or anything. prety dumb."

They probably didn't care.