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05-27-2002, 11:19 AM
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Zartan
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OK, not a joke!
Have you ever used, or had used on you, any really corny lines? Did they work? Both of these have been used on me and both worked (honest truth, but I was interested already in both cases LOL  )"I would jump you, but I'm a bit wet at the moment" (it was pissing down with rain at the time) "I'm *really* lonely by myself in that hotel room..." (no kidding )Anyone got anything worse? [ 05-27-2002, 11:20 AM: Message edited by: Epona ]
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05-27-2002, 11:24 AM
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me being from the side that developes the lines,i could say that they do work,but the hotel thing was atleast honest
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05-27-2002, 11:31 AM
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I actually said "Do you wanna share a dryer?" ( [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) to a woman I knew when I went to the laundromat she frequented. She married me anyway about a year and a half later!
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05-27-2002, 12:01 PM
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girl once said "do you fancy nipping round the back for a quick one? (no kidding)
didn't work  , I just sprayed her with Budweiser
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05-27-2002, 12:05 PM
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05-27-2002, 12:10 PM
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next time I'll use the coca cola
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05-27-2002, 12:12 PM
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Never used one but I've heard of this one:
-"do you sleep on your front?" -"no" -"well do you mind if I do?"
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05-27-2002, 12:14 PM
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Here is one my friend has used on almost every girl in college
Hey babe, wanna make an easy £10? needless to say it has not worked yet |
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05-27-2002, 12:17 PM
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05-27-2002, 12:21 PM
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Some good ones I remember from my goth period:
"your coffin or mine?" "that's a nice corset - bet it would look even nicer crumpled to a ball on my bedroom floor" "bite me" "are you a boy or a girl?" "See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. C‘mon let‘s get out of here!" "Go out with me or I'll kill us both!" Oh and maybe Rikard remembers the Dutch one about the openingszin? [ 05-27-2002, 12:22 PM: Message edited by: Melusine ]
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