OK, not a joke!
Have you ever used, or had used on you, any really corny lines?
Did they work?

Both of these have been used on me and both worked (honest truth, but I was interested already in both cases LOL ;) )

"I would jump you, but I'm a bit wet at the moment" (it was pissing down with rain at the time)

"I'm *really* lonely by myself in that hotel room..." (no kidding ;) )

Anyone got anything worse?

[ 05-27-2002, 11:20 AM: Message edited by: Epona ]

me being from the side that developes the lines,i could say that they do work,but the hotel thing was atleast honest

I actually said "Do you wanna share a dryer?" ( [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) to a woman I knew when I went to the laundromat she frequented. She married me anyway about a year and a half later!

Mark

girl once said "do you fancy nipping round the back for a quick one? (no kidding)

didn't work :D , I just sprayed her with Budweiser

what a waste of beer, never do that again dude.

terribly sorry. won't happen again ;)

next time I'll use the coca cola :D

Never used one but I've heard of this one:

-"do you sleep on your front?"
-"no"
-"well do you mind if I do?"

:D

Here is one my friend has used on almost every girl in college

Hey babe, wanna make an easy £10?

needless to say it has not worked yet

Mmmmm... I wonder why?

Some good ones I remember from my goth period:

"your coffin or mine?"

"that's a nice corset - bet it would look even nicer crumpled to a ball on my bedroom floor"

"bite me"

"are you a boy or a girl?"

"See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. C‘mon let‘s get out of here!"

"Go out with me or I'll kill us both!"

;)

Oh and maybe Rikard remembers the Dutch one about the openingszin? :D

[ 05-27-2002, 12:22 PM: Message edited by: Melusine ]