ODE TO AN ODIFEROUS FELINE

Cloudbringer · 04-25-2002, 09:42 AM

ODE TO AN ODIFEROUS FELINE

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*with apologies to Joyce Kilmer and those of delicate constitution*

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I think that I shall never see
A cat so sweet yet stinky.

A cat whose gassy innards are tested
By day old kibble she's ingested.

A feline full of graceful charm
Whose emanations cause nasal harm;

A kitty that may in summer wear
A scent of tuna in her hair;

The puss whose silent killers tell
Of very old salmon feasted well

Poems are made by imps like me,
But only Cats can be so smelly.

CloudofManyTalents

[ 04-25-2002, 09:47 AM: Message edited by: Cloudbringer ]

Micah Foehammer · 04-25-2002, 09:44 AM

ROTFLMAO .... too funny [img]smile.gif[/img]

I wonder if they make Beano for Cats?????

lol

Cloudbringer · 04-25-2002, 09:48 AM

Hi Micah!

teehee!

Cloudbringer · 04-25-2002, 11:09 AM

*pout* Artists just aren't appreciated here.. I may have to take my talents elsewhere!

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Sazerac · 04-25-2002, 11:10 AM

LOL Cloudy! Multi-talented indeed, and right in the spirit of other recent posts along similar lines....

Cloudbringer · 04-25-2002, 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by Sazerac:
LOL Cloudy! Multi-talented indeed, and right in the spirit of other recent posts along similar lines....

[img]graemlins/balloons.gif[/img] So I guess this means I don't have to leave the board because I'm underappreciated?

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Micah Foehammer · 04-25-2002, 11:57 AM

Not underappreaciated by other cat lovers! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Why do the words to "Smelly Cat" from Friends suddenly take on a WHOLE new meaning???? [img]smile.gif[/img]

Cloudbringer · 04-25-2002, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Micah Foehammer:
Not underappreaciated by other cat lovers! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Why do the words to "Smelly Cat" from Friends suddenly take on a WHOLE new meaning???? [img]smile.gif[/img]

Snicker... because you're a very astute and intelligent cat owner?

LOL I thought about that too.

04-25-2002, 12:19 PM

When any of our cats get gassy we take them to the vet to be de-wormed.
Works like a charm

Micah Foehammer · 04-25-2002, 12:20 PM

Proud Owner (for lack of a more appropriate word .. lol) of SIX of the little darlings! Actually little doesn't fit either ... the biggest one is a whopping 19 pounds! lol [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 04-25-2002, 12:20 PM: Message edited by: Micah Foehammer ]

04-25-2002, 09:42 AM	#1
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	ODE TO AN ODIFEROUS FELINE [img]graemlins/kittynow.gif[/img] with apologies to Joyce Kilmer and those of delicate constitution [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img] I think that I shall never see A cat so sweet yet stinky. A cat whose gassy innards are tested By day old kibble she's ingested. A feline full of graceful charm Whose emanations cause nasal harm; A kitty that may in summer wear A scent of tuna in her hair; The puss whose silent killers tell Of very old salmon feasted well Poems are made by imps like me, But only Cats can be so smelly. CloudofManyTalents [ 04-25-2002, 09:47 AM: Message edited by: Cloudbringer ] __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

04-25-2002, 09:44 AM	#2
Micah Foehammer Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 15, 2001 Location: Asheville, NC Posts: 3,253	ROTFLMAO .... too funny [img]smile.gif[/img] I wonder if they make Beano for Cats????? lol __________________ “Every tavern’s an opportunity, I say.”

04-25-2002, 09:48 AM	#3
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	Hi Micah! teehee! __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

04-25-2002, 11:09 AM	#4
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	pout Artists just aren't appreciated here.. I may have to take my talents elsewhere! [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

04-25-2002, 11:10 AM	#5
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 61 Posts: 7,387	LOL Cloudy! Multi-talented indeed, and right in the spirit of other recent posts along similar lines.... __________________ "And all my days are trances, and all my nightly dreams, Are where thy grey eye glances, and where thy footstep gleams, In what ethereal dances, by what eternal streams..."

04-25-2002, 11:57 AM	#7
Micah Foehammer Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 15, 2001 Location: Asheville, NC Posts: 3,253	Not underappreaciated by other cat lovers! [img]smile.gif[/img] Why do the words to "Smelly Cat" from Friends suddenly take on a WHOLE new meaning???? [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ “Every tavern’s an opportunity, I say.”

04-25-2002, 12:19 PM	#9
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	When any of our cats get gassy we take them to the vet to be de-wormed. Works like a charm

04-25-2002, 12:20 PM	#10
Micah Foehammer Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 15, 2001 Location: Asheville, NC Posts: 3,253	Proud Owner (for lack of a more appropriate word .. lol) of SIX of the little darlings! Actually little doesn't fit either ... the biggest one is a whopping 19 pounds! lol [img]smile.gif[/img] [ 04-25-2002, 12:20 PM: Message edited by: Micah Foehammer ] __________________ “Every tavern’s an opportunity, I say.”

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