<H1><font color= "red"> ODE TO AN ODIFEROUS FELINE </H1> </font> [img]graemlins/kittynow.gif[/img]

<font color= "white"> *with apologies to Joyce Kilmer and those of delicate constitution* ;) </font>
[img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img] :D

I think that I shall never see
A cat so sweet yet stinky.

A cat whose gassy innards are tested
By day old kibble she's ingested.

A feline full of graceful charm
Whose emanations cause nasal harm;

A kitty that may in summer wear
A scent of tuna in her hair;

The puss whose silent killers tell
Of very old salmon feasted well

Poems are made by imps like me,
But only Cats can be so smelly.

CloudofManyTalents

[ 04-25-2002, 09:47 AM: Message edited by: Cloudbringer ]

ROTFLMAO .... too funny [img]smile.gif[/img]

I wonder if they make Beano for Cats?????

lol

Hi Micah! :D teehee!

*pout* Artists just aren't appreciated here.. I may have to take my talents elsewhere! :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LOL Cloudy! Multi-talented indeed, and right in the spirit of other recent posts along similar lines.... ;) ;) :D

[img]graemlins/balloons.gif[/img] So I guess this means I don't have to leave the board because I'm underappreciated? ;) [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Not underappreaciated by other cat lovers! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Why do the words to "Smelly Cat" from Friends suddenly take on a WHOLE new meaning???? [img]smile.gif[/img]

Snicker... because you're a very astute and intelligent cat owner? ;) LOL I thought about that too. :D

When any of our cats get gassy we take them to the vet to be de-wormed.
Works like a charm ;)

Proud Owner (for lack of a more appropriate word .. lol) of SIX of the little darlings! Actually little doesn't fit either ... the biggest one is a whopping 19 pounds! lol [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 04-25-2002, 12:20 PM: Message edited by: Micah Foehammer ]