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Hathor
![]() Join Date: March 6, 2001
Location: Waxahachie, TX
Age: 61
Posts: 2,201
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Don't say you weren't warned... Here goes:
1. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. 2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backwards poet writes inverse. 5. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. 6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. 7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. 9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. 10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 11. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. 12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. 13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. 15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. Continued Monday...
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Iron Throne Cult
![]() Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: Manila, Philippines
Age: 40
Posts: 4,864
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ROTFLMAO!!!
![]() Haaa... that cheered me up.. thanks Charean |
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
![]() Join Date: August 31, 2001
Location: Land of the Britons
Age: 38
Posts: 3,224
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*GRRROOOAAANNN!!!*
Actually I liked some of them, maybe I'm one of those strange recluse hermit's who sits in their cave snickering quietly at puns... [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img] Or maybe not ![]()
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
![]() Join Date: September 19, 2001
Location: Behind these metal bars
Age: 42
Posts: 3,117
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Thanx, these'll be great to annoy some friends!
I'll just say them over and over again [img]tongue.gif[/img] ![]()
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Ra
![]() Join Date: August 14, 2001
Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
Age: 54
Posts: 2,326
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ROFL
just keep them coming - everybody can use a good laugh [ 05-09-2002, 01:51 PM: Message edited by: Ar-Cunin ]
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Zartan
![]() Join Date: May 2, 2001
Location: Ulpia Noviomagus Batavorum
Age: 44
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Some were pretty harsh yet funny at the same time... Nice.
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Drow Warrior
![]() Join Date: October 15, 2001
Location: Cleveland, USA
Age: 39
Posts: 270
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lmao!
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Ironworks Atomic Moderator
![]() Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Virginia, U.S.A.
Age: 58
Posts: 9,005
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ROTFL! Charean! Seems like you are in the same fine form, glad things are going well with you and KDog! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Dracolisk
![]() Join Date: January 5, 2002
Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
Age: 39
Posts: 6,043
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hmm good one *takes a – written on a musical sheet of paper and holds it over his head*
"you're under a rest!" -? |
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Iron Throne Cult
![]() Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK.
Age: 36
Posts: 4,896
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Ohh Deathkiller, That Was Baaaaaad
![]() They're Great Charean! ROFL! Really Good
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