Don't say you weren't warned... Here goes:

1. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backwards poet writes inverse.

5. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's
your count that votes.

6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show
you A-flat minor.

11. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully
recovered.

13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result
in Linoleum Blownapart.

14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
Continued Monday...

ROTFLMAO!!! :D

Haaa... that cheered me up.. thanks Charean

*GRRROOOAAANNN!!!*
Actually I liked some of them, maybe I'm one of those strange recluse hermit's who sits in their cave snickering quietly at puns... [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]
Or maybe not ;)

Thanx, these'll be great to annoy some friends!
I'll just say them over and over again [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

ROFL

just keep them coming - everybody can use a good laugh

[ 05-09-2002, 01:51 PM: Message edited by: Ar-Cunin ]

Some were pretty harsh yet funny at the same time... Nice. :D

lmao!

ROTFL! Charean! Seems like you are in the same fine form, glad things are going well with you and KDog! [img]smile.gif[/img]

hmm good one *takes a – written on a musical sheet of paper and holds it over his head*

"you're under a rest!"

-?

Ohh Deathkiller, That Was Baaaaaad :D

They're Great Charean! ROFL! Really Good